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Stinkoman Email #28, 29 and 30 "3 Emails"

Stinkoman Email bundle pack, emails #28, 29 & 30! w00t!

Cast: (In order of apperence) Stinkoman, Genric Animé girl #1, Generic Animé girl 2, Marzichan.

Page Title: WinMacXPO!!!

Transcript

Stinkoman: Eeeeemail, it's what I do, when I have to...

{Clicks the email icon and the email pops up}

Dear Stinkoman,
I think you should do 3 emails, that way we would have our fix of 20X6!!!
-Rhys Marshall

Stinkoman: {Typing} Rice? I havn't seen you since the first email, although there was that unreleased emaill--ANYWAY!

{Clears the screen and types}

OK little Rice, I'll do 3 emails today!

{Silence}

Stinkoman: Next email.

Stinkoman,

I thinko it's high time you composed
a rock opera. You simply owe it to society. What should it be about?
Thats up to you.
Best wishes,
Anonymous Contributor
Gambier, OH

{Pronounces "Contributor" as "ContribuTOR" and "OH" as "OH! You scared me there!"}

Stinkoman: Wow! What a name! I can imagine the teasing that happened with that guy...

{A paper, like Strong Bads but with Sttinkoman and A 20X6 Tompkins on it and Sankaman with a question mark on his face}

Notebook Strong Bad: Hey Annony! Maybe try to give the cops some valuable information to help solve a crime without revealing your own identityyyyy!

{The paper dissapears}

Stinkoman: No, I didn't copy that off Strong Bad...Anyways...

{Clears the screen and begins typing}

Stinkoman: {Typing} Well, I remember my ansestor Strong Bad doing one, but I can't do one, because I'm not a flash animation! I'm just a freakin' words on the internet! So I can't. sorry, but if you want, you can try! Sorry about this, Stinkoman

Stinkoman: Ok, now send me ones which are Original! Not ripoffs of Strong Bad emails! Please?

{The Paper comes down saying "One more Email Stinkoman. Idiot"}


Stinkoman: Oh yes...Next email...

Dear Stinkoman
How do you think you will look like
in the distant future (let's say "OX years)
Also, what would the future be like?
Brandon

Stinkoman: Aaaah! A good email! Well Bradly, I bet I'd still look awxsome! There would only be 1 difference, Marzichan & alot of generic Animé girls love me... wait, they do now.... meh...anyways, lets take a look into the future...

{Future sequence}

{Stinkoman awakes and a generic Animé girl is there. Cut to the kitchen, another Generic Animé girl is there, cut to TV lounge, Marzichan is there}

Marzichan: Oh, by the way... Kidstars coming over.

Stinkoman: Ha! That wimp? I havn't seen him for at least XO {Pronounced: Exty} Years!

{Doorbell}

Stinkoman: I'll get it...

{Cut to thee door, Stinkoman opens and finds a cyborg, awesome, big, awesome Kidtar called "Cystar"}

Stinkoman: {His face has thee comedic shock from most Japanese catoons} H-hey Kidstar...

Cystar: YOU...MUST...DIE!

{A laser beams shoots, but before it can kill Stinkoman, the pencil effect works, the paper comes down}

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Fun Facts

The last 2 were gonna be seperate, but because of the long titled email (See previous email) so I put them into a bundle offer.

Stinkoman talking about the unreleased email is talking about the 11