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Easter Egg 4

{Cut to the room with the malfunctioning floating incinerator, letting out sparks, lava, and a loud siren. Stinkoman runs onscreen.}

1-UP: {off-screen} What?!? Oh man! Not again!

INCINERATOR: {high-pitched robotic voice} DANGER! DANGER! INCINERATOR CAN NOT AVOID CHEMICALLY REACTING WITH THE URANIUM FOUND IN THE SECOND-TO-LAST ITEM...

STINKOMAN: Ah, so that's the sound of that loud noise!

{Stinkoman bangs his fist on the incinerator.}

STINKOMAN: Aww, just SHUT UP!

INCINERATOR: {high-pitched robotic voice} -SION! EMERGENCY PLAN A CAN NOT PROCEED! INCINERATOR MUST GO TO EMERGENCY PL-

{Stinkoman goes behind the incinerator and pulls out two batteries. The floating incinerator immediately shuts down and stops letting out sparks and lava.}

STINKOMAN: There we go! Freakin' piece of technology...

{Stinkoman puts the batteries in his pocket. The batteries are shown pulsing in green light for a second.}