Other Character Email Pan Pan/Friendship/Easter Egg3

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Easter Egg 3

{Cut to Pan Pan (with a slightly crazed look on his face) standing in front of his cannon in a room with a large opening in a wall.}

PAN PAN: {thinking} (Must not do it... must not use it... must give it a rest... you used it twice yesterday...)

{After twitching his eyes, Pan Pan quickly gets into the cannon, which automatically shoots Pan Pan through the opeining in the wall. Cut to 1-Up standing in front of a metallic tree, kicking it.}

1-UP: Argh! Why won't you just break in half, tree?

{Suddenly, a shadow falls above 1-Up and the tree. 1-Up looks up.}

1-UP: Uh-oh.

{1-Up closes his eyes to brace himself for the impact. However, Pan Pan falls into the tree and gets stuck.}

PAN PAN: (Oh crap... this isn't good... uh, 1-Up?)

1-UP: Shh, Pan Pan! I'm waiting for Pan Pan to fall on me so we can get this over with!

PAN PAN: (I'm right over here! Get me out of this tree!)

1-UP: I said "shh", Pan Pan! I'll get to you after Pan Pan falls on me!

{Pan Pan lets out a sigh and uses his hand not stuck in the tree to smack himself in the face.}