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Subject:A Dootele Dato!

Dear KoT,
A Dootele Dato!

Edrobot

Subject:pants

Dear KoT,
have you ever noticed you don't wear pants?
you just have that wierd robe.
(don't look now, but I just stole it!)

DJ Teh C.

subject:thanksgiving

To: Mr. Town
You are being dismissed from your job
as king. You will be replaced at
approximentally 9:00 PM Thanksgiving
night (during that feast) by someone
you would never expected
unless you were, like, psychic.
Prepare to be Usurped,
~~~Triple Tilde CE1

subject:Goat

Dear King, You look like a goat, have you realised that?
I think you should be the Poopsmtiths goat.
It might put some enjoyment into your life,
espicialy rolling around in his pile o' whatsit, there.
Well, I hope you act like a goat, or get a makeover.
You seriously look like a goat.
Sincerly,
H*R 700
Your a goat!

subject:marzipan

Alright Kingy, spill it up already! What's the whole
deal with you and Marzipan? Or maybe even MarziPANTS?!
Are you her father, or like what?

Stealing your food,

Super Sam

subject:I DaRE YU

Dear KoT,
I Dare You to eat an Ice Cream Sundae
100 feet tall, and 50 feet long.

-Mini-Trogdor

subject:20X6 and 1936

Dear KoT,
What do you look like in 1936 and
20X6? I've been wondering...


Will give you Butter for answering,

Conchris

subject:Shaving

Dear Kingo
What would you look like if you shaved your beard off?
Would you look like a little shrivled prune?

-Dylan

subject:questions

Dear Oldy of Town
I have an some questions.
How do it be possible for your heart to be a ham?
Are you related to Ekersby? Yes/No
Cool!! Do you have super powers also? Yes/No
Do you know what a hamsheep is? Also yes/never no
Does the poopsmith own the whatsit? Uh.../Butter
Pashoooooo,

Homfrog.

subject:Free Food!

Dear Mr. Of Town,
Click the link below to get really skiny and start to hate food
- Dizzy For Pigs
attachment: getfoodNOW.exe

subject:NOT a virus

This is a virus and your computer is dead,
And the virus will come out of your computer to destroy the
world. You can't find me.
D. Qwertyuiop Cell Phone: 555-2356

subject:alternate universe

Dear Kingy,
Did you ever tried to make an alternate universe portal?
I mean, think of all KOT releated-people you could meet.
AND THEY WILL PROBABLY HAVE FOOD WITH THEM...
Sincerly,
Sbmaniac
p.s. If you don't have one try to get one from Strong
Bad.

Subject:Switching Places, proof of your non-royalty.

Dear kot, the tater tot,
You know Homsar, right?
So what if you switched places with him?
Or maybe Pom Pom or your daughter, Marzipan.
What would that be like? And another thing,
I'm willing show everyone evidence
About how you went to the Costume Place
And bought yourself a crown, asked everyone
To start calling you king, and when that didn't work,
How you went back in time to marry your ancestors into royalty.
Thank you and say goodnight,>:-) == ---> KOT,
A Mysterious Matza Man

P.S.: Matza is a cross between the Natzis and the mafia)