Other Character Email King of Town/Dormancy

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Homsar: Hello, everyone. I'd just like to explain to you why OCE KOT went on a dormancy...yet again...that culminated in the release of email #29 on April 15th. {Homsar pulls out a whiteboard.}

You see, I pinpoint the problem all the way back to summer break of 2005. I had nothing to do at 4 AM in the morning, so I would crank out as many emails as possible. {cut to Homsar on an email rampage.}

Homsar: I'm gonna hit four for the night! {Homsar's edit goes through.} Four for the night! And now I'm done. {Homsar proceeds to fall asleep at his computer.}

Homsar: As much as I'd like to say it's not true, I attribute the dormancy to burnout. You see, when I would make eight emails in a week, or four emails in one day, I used up all my good jokes, good concepts, and whatnot. So, every dormancy was really me trying to think up a good joke for the next email. Since I just wanted to get an email out this time, sheep gorge wasn't all that good. I hope this clears up the matter at hand.

{The Parchment comes down.}

Homsar: HEY! Wait! That's for the KoT, not me!