Other Character Email Homsar/newcompy

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{Cut to the Homsar Reservation. Homestar is hauling in a computer/microwave thing, desk, and chair.}

HOMESTAR: You sure you wanna do this, midget me?

HOMSAR: A'welps, I'm born ready!

HOMESTAR: Okay then...

{Homestar goes wherever he goes these days}

HOMSAR: DaAaAaAaA, I'ms gonna checks the Awesome Possum!

{The screen boots up. It shows a piece of toast getting buttered, pixelated style. Then it says Awesy 900.}

HOMSAR: {clicks on email icon}

Welcome to Awesy 900 emails! You have 2 new messages!
  • No Subject
  • Welcome to Compy-Tandy emails!

{Homsars clicks on No Subject}

Dear Homsar,
You rip off Stong Bad!
Pay him visit! Apologize!
HAJOOJOO

HOMSAR: I'ma jengaship! {text; i'll get going}

{Cut to House of the Brothers Strong, in the computer room. Strong Bad is there typing on the Comp}

STRONG BAD: And that's how I single handedly ate off Charles Manson's hands! Good question, Brooksie!

{Homsar waddles in}

HOMSAR: Well haldo potato mang!

STRONG BAD: AAH! How did you get into my house?

HOMSAR: I'm sorry mistro, it's your last stand!

{Homsar leans in to hug Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: Get away from me you stupid whatever-you-are!

HOMSAR: Up up! All your potatoes belong to uuuuuus!

STRONG BAD: Go back to your Reservation... or Haddiman place... or any freakin thing!

{cut back to Homsar Reservation. Homsar waddles in and sits on his computer chair.}

HOMSAR: Well, your a really trendy totebag. My baseboard is full of mozerella. {text; Nice question. I learened absolutely nothing today!}

{The Paper comes down}