Other Character Email Homsar/newcompy
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Transcript
{Cut to the Homsar Reservation. Homestar is hauling in a computer/microwave thing, desk, and chair.}
HOMESTAR: You sure you wanna do this, midget me?
HOMSAR: A'welps, I'm born ready!
HOMESTAR: Okay then...
{Homestar goes wherever he goes these days}
HOMSAR: DaAaAaAaA, I'ms gonna checks the Awesome Possum!
{The screen boots up. It shows a piece of toast getting buttered, pixelated style. Then it says Awesy 900.}
HOMSAR: {clicks on email icon}
Welcome to Awesy 900 emails! You have 2 new messages!
- No Subject
- Welcome to Compy-Tandy emails!
{Homsars clicks on No Subject}
Dear Homsar,
You rip off Stong Bad!
Pay him visit! Apologize!
HAJOOJOO
HOMSAR: I'ma jengaship! {text; i'll get going}
{Cut to House of the Brothers Strong, in the computer room. Strong Bad is there typing on the Comp}
STRONG BAD: And that's how I single handedly ate off Charles Manson's hands! Good question, Brooksie!
{Homsar waddles in}
HOMSAR: Well haldo potato mang!
STRONG BAD: AAH! How did you get into my house?
HOMSAR: I'm sorry mistro, it's your last stand!
{Homsar leans in to hug Strong Bad}
STRONG BAD: Get away from me you stupid whatever-you-are!
HOMSAR: Up up! All your potatoes belong to uuuuuus!
STRONG BAD: Go back to your Reservation... or Haddiman place... or any freakin thing!
{cut back to Homsar Reservation. Homsar waddles in and sits on his computer chair.}
HOMSAR: Well, your a really trendy totebag. My baseboard is full of mozerella. {text; Nice question. I learened absolutely nothing today!}
{The Paper comes down}
