Other Character Email Homestar/words
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Homestar Email #9: "words"
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Cousin Seb, Strong Bad (easter egg), Senor Cardgage (easter egg), Bubs (easter egg)
Homestar makes up words.
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Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemail.
Hey Homestar,
Have you ever made up a word?
Like "bupkis"?
Your friend who you don't know,
Color Printer
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Made up words? Of course I have. Like this one time...
{Cut to Homestar and Strong Bad in Strong Bad's computer room.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's bupkis!
{Cut back to the Compy.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} And then there was that other time...
{Cut to the set of Homestar's TV show.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: "sparkling". "Tim Duncan". "Wisconsin". "a book of matches". "next week". "a lot of money". "witch's brew".
{Cut back to the Compy.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} And then there was that other time...
{Cut to Homestar at the Compy.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: words?
{Cut back to the Compy.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} And then there was that other time...
{Cut to Cousin Seb's ranch.}
COUSIN SEB: Antidisestablishmentarianism.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Yeah, that's about it. Nothing else to say, really.
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "really" to see the following scene:
Transcript
{Wide angle of the room. Homestar gets up from his seat.}
VOICE: {offscreen} Alright, that's a wrap!
{The camera pulls out to show that the room is actually a set. Strong Bad walks up.}
STRONG BAD: Wow. That... was total crap. I must say.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whaddayamean, crap?
STRONG BAD: All you did was just sit there and play some clips! Even I could do better!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: It's a bet, wrestleman!
{Cut to a Lappy-style "Loading" screen, then to Strong Bad at the Lappy.}
STRONG BAD: Email: you know you want it.
subject: wordsHey Homestar,
Have you ever made up a word?
Color Printer
Like "bupkis"?
Your friend who you don't know,
{says "Strong Bad" instead of Homestar, and "crap" instead of bupkis}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Make up words? Of course I have! Half my life is devoted to making words!
{Cut to an exterior view of "Strong Bad's Word Making Factory", then to an inside view of it. Thousands of Cheats at typewriters are inside.}
STRONG BAD: {voice-over} Here at Strong Bad's Word Making Factory, we make quality words based on actual words!
{Cut to a close-up of one of the Cheats. Strong Bad walks up.}
STRONG BAD: "Probalo"? This is genius! Keep on at it, team!
STRONG BAD: {voice-over} The words are then delivered to the end consumer in a manageable package.
{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Senor Cardgage walks up.}
SENOR CARDGAGE: One order of some marvo wordage, applasee.
BUBS: {handing over a bag} And here's yours.
SENOR CARDGAGE: {peering into the bag} Many combolations, amoga.
{Cut to the Lappy.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} So, as you can see, this email is much better than Homestar's. I even managed to get Senor Cardgage in there. That's worth some major bonus points. {stops typing} Until next time, adios, amoga!
{The Paper comes down.}
- Click on "bonus points" at the end of the preceding easter egg to see the "Strong Bad Email Pointage Card".
Fun Facts
- The "Strong Bad" easter egg is the longest one in Homestar email history.
- The aforementioned egg is also longer than the actual email itself.
