Other Character Email Homestar/wock opewa
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Homestar Email #10: "wock opewa"
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Bubs, Coach Z, Strong Sad, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Cousin Seb
Homestarrunner.emails: The Musical.
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Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Blahblahblahblahblah email.
Homestar,
I think it's high time you composed a rock opera.
You simply owe it to society. What should it be about?
That's up to you.
Best wishes,
Anonymous Contributor
Gambier, OH
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Anonymous Contributor? Man, Mr. and Mrs. Contributor, you guys REALLY screwed up naming your kid. I woulda picked "flabberblaster" or "Morton Lite". But back on point. I've already made up my rock opera. In fact, you've heard most of it already. 'Cause, you know, it's made of all my other emails. I call it: "Homestarrunner.emails; they're dot emails". Let's take a listen.
{Cut to a a curtain opening, starting a clipshow.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Fondue
THE CHEAT: meh
POWERED BY THE CHEAT BUBS: about
HOMESTAR RUNNER: marshmallows
COACH Z: perpetrator
STRONG SAD: melonade
STRONG BAD: disappear
STRONG MAD: bonus
COUSIN SEB: antidisestablishmentarianism
HOMESTAR RUNNER: flabberblaster!
{Cut back to the Compy.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} So there you have it, really crappy name. My rock opera. Now available on audiocassette!
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "audiocassette" at the end to see the audiocassette.
Fun Facts
- This email is a direct ripoff of the Strong Bad Email "rock opera".
- At the time this was written, the ninth Homestar Email had not been created yet, leaving the audience to wonder who Cousin Seb was.
