Other Character Email Homestar/trials
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Overview
Homestar Runner does a trial session for his newest computer. CHARACTERS: {In order of appearence} The King of Town, Narrator (Voice Only), Homestar Runner, Bubs, Strong Bad, The Cheat, The Poopsmith (Easter Egg)
PLACES: {In Order of Appearence} Homestar's Computer Room, Bubs' Concession Stand, The Stick
{Cut to the KOT on a black background. The words 'CHOLESTEROL? HUMAN?' are in dripping yellow letters above him.}
KOT: So, send your letters to the only castle in Free Country, USA. We'll reveal the answer to you on next week's show!
NARRATOR: That's right, King of Town fans! All the people who send in the right answer will get a free King of Town plushie toy!
{As the narrator says 'plushie toy' the item appears in front of the KOT. The screen flickers to Homestar sitting at his desk.}
HOMESTAR: Well, guys. I lost my computer. So, i think it's time for an update. Let's get to work.
{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is standing behind the counter, with the Tandy 400, the Compy 386, and a computer underneath a cloth with signs that say 'Numba 1', 'Numba 2', and 'Numba 3?' in front of them, respectively. Homestar walks in.}
BUBS: Hey, Homestar. What can I do for ya today?
HOMESTAR: Well, remember the hundred magazine subscriptions that I sold for you back in Strong Bad Email #74?
BUBS: Yeah, you still haven't taken your free vacation, though.
HOMESTAR: Can I use the credits to get a computer?
BUBS: No, but you can use it to get this, ahem, free computer card! For every 30 subscriptions you sell, you can try, and maybe even buy, a computer! The buy will cost 10 more.
{Bubs hands Homestar the card, and he takes the Tandy. Cut back to Homestar's computer room, with him sitting in front of the Tandy.}
HOMESTAR: Okay, let's check an email!
{He types in hsremail.exe. The computer blows up.}
HOMESTAR: Whoa. I wasn't expecting that to happen.
{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Homestar takes the Compy. Cut back to his computer room, with him sitting in front of the Compy.}
HOMESTAR: Maybe this time.
{He types in 'DELETED', and the computer blows up.}
HOMESTAR: Ohh, now I get it. That was the word. Baleeted!
{Cut back to Bubs' Concession Stand. Homestar takes the computer underneath the cloth. Cut to Homestar's computer room, with him sitting in front of the computer, with the cloth still on top of it.}
HOMESTAR: Behold the glory that is...{Takes the cloth off, revealing the Compy 608.} the Compy 608! Now, let's checka the emails.
{He types in 'hsremail.exe', hits enter, and an email pops up.}
HOMESTAR: {reading}
Subject: Redneckers?JOEHomestarrrr,
Do you any good redneck jokes?
-TheCheesiest
HOMESTAR: {typing} Well, of course I do, Gorganzolamen! Just look at the record book that Strong Bad maded in that Sbemail numba 134. Well, see you all next week!
{The Paper comes down.}
