Other Character Email Homestar/time travel
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Homestar Email #2: "time travel"
Homestar tries to "time travel."
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Strong Bad
Homestar gets the shock of a lifetime.
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Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Checking. My email. 'Cause I have to. Yeah.
{Homestar types "homestarmails.exe", and an email comes up.}
Dear Homestar,
Would you like to Time Travel?
Because Strong Bad can! Go get
it off he's computer. It's called
"timetravel.exe". I wanna see you
time travel.
Bowing to you
-Mitchell Smith, Australia
{Homestar pronouces "bowing" as "boeing" and "Australia" as "Australialialialialialia".}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Dear Mitchell. You are from a funny country. I'm going to go on Strong Bad's computerbox now. And do something to somebody.
{Homestar gets up and walks off. Cut to Strong Bad's Computer Room, where a cardboard version of the Lappy is sitting on the desk. A wire leads from it around the back. Homestar sits down and begins typing.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: T-
{Homestar is cut off, as he gets shocked by the fake Lappy.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ow! That wasn't nice. {continues typing} I- {zap} M- {zap} E- {zap} T- {zap}
{Cut to a hallway in The Brothers Strong's house. Strong Bad is sitting there, with The Cheat. A car battery is in front of them, labelled "heckuvalotta voltage". A wire leads from the battery to the doorway, through which we can see Homestar typing.}
THE CHEAT: Meh!
STRONG BAD: Man, that guy just doesn't quit!
{Cut back to a zoomed-out view of the Computer Room. Homestar is lying on the floor.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Owwwww... that computerbox has too many shocks in it.
{Homestar becomes unconscious. The Cheat and Strong Bad come in, carrying a sizeable burlap sack. They shove Homestar in the sack, and tie it up. Cut to a wharf, at nighttime. Strong Bad and The Cheat carry the sack, and throw it into the lake.}
STRONG BAD: And that was the end of that. The Cheat, stop over at the gas station on the way home and get me some Twizzlies. I'ma all hungry after carrying that sack fulla Dumpface.
{Cut to the bottom of the lake. Homestar moves around in the bag, and his head pokes out from the sack.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {makes bubbling noises}
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the shell at the end to see a bag of "Twizzlies".
Fun Facts
- The wharf was mentioned in "Homestar Presents: Presents", and is seen in this email.
- The scene at the bottom of the lake is reminiscent of a similar scene in the TV show "Seinfeld", in which the character Kramer is thrown into a river in a sack.
