Other Character Email Homestar/table the label
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Homestar Email #14: "table the label"
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Coach Z, Bubs, Pom Pom, The Cheat, Marzipan
Homestar gets e-busted. Big time.
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Transcript
{Homestar is playing Stinkoman 20X6 on the Compy.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh man. This guy is totally asking for a challenge.
{The Game Over screen appears.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw crap! I'm out of mans! This freaking game sucks.
{Homestar types in "homestarmails.exe" and an email comes up.}
Dear Dumpface,
Who do you thing you are anyways? Taking my idea
and putting it on YOUR crappy computer! Geez,
how old can this get? You even took my rock opera
idea!
Owner of your future beatings,
Strong Bad
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Who do I thing I am? I thing I'm better at freaking grammar than you. In fact, I once--
{Strong Bad comes in from the right and tackles Homestar. He then turns to the computer and starts typing.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} was the dumbest guy ever. And my name's Homestar. Runner. I eat crap for lunch, dinner, and dessert. And breakfast. And I eat more crap. For snacks. Yeah, I'm total crap. Yours truly, Dumpstar Runner. {stops typing} And... send to everyone. Mwahahahaha!
{Cut to the Locker Room, where Coach Z is reading the letter.}
COACH Z: I once was the dumbest guy ever. And my name's Homestar--
{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, where Bubs is reading the letter.}
BUBS: ...Runner. I eat crap for lunch, dinner, and dessert. {stops reading} Hey, I could make a market offa this! {shouting} Hey Poopsmith!
{Cut to The Stick, where Pom Pom is reading the letter as well.}
POM POM: {bubbles}
{Cut to The Brothers Strong's basement, where The Cheat is on the couch reading the letter.}
THE CHEAT: {makes Cheat noises}
{Cut to Marzipan's kitchen, where Marzipan is reading the letter. Homestar is standing next to her.}
MARZIPAN: ...yeah, I'm total crap. Yours truly, Dumpstar Runner. {stops reading} Homestar, this is the rudest letter I've ever read.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I know! Isn't it the greatest? {the camera zooms in for a close-up of Homestar} Well kids, until next time, make sure to brush your shoes every day and eat twice a week. This is Homestar Runner, saying good bye for now!
{The lens closes in around Homestar's face, and Homestar winks, giving off a sparkle along with a "ding!" noise. Cut to black. The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the hidden Homestar icon in the corner to Homestar reading the letter.
Fun Facts
None.
