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This email is one of the early emails created on the Fanstuff Wiki. While it is less then 20 lines long, it should be left alone, as it is in the vault.

Homestar Email #24: "rule"

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Homsar, Frank Benedetto, Strong Bad, The Cheat.

Homestar tries to invade Strongbadia.

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Transcript

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Now for the emaaaiiil...

If you are so evil, how come you don't rule
the world or at least some kind of field?
Mike, UK



HOMESTAR RUNNER: Evil? I'm not evil! {continues reading} Ooh! Someone from the other side of the lake! Ahem! {clears screen} Hello, chap! I do rule the world, but I think I rule a field...I'll be right back! {gets up}

{Cut to the Stick. Homestar and the Homestarmy are there. Homestar is standing on a crate.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: All right, maggots! Some dawg from another country wants to know if we rule some kinda field! So we must invade Strong Badia to prove this to him! Are you ready?

CROWD RECORDING: Yeah!!!

HOMSAR: AAaaAAAaAAaAAAAaa!! I got the hero juice of diggity compact!

STRONG SAD: Can we go already? This tape recorder is more depressing than how loud it is.

{Cut to Strong Badia.}

STRONG BAD: {talking to The Cheat} I dunno, maybe we can put the hole here.

{The Homestarmy marches in.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: So, Strong Bad. Didn't betray the other side yet, eh?

STRONG BAD: Ughh. This again? Look we're redesigning this place to be stupid-proof.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh. I see. RETREAT!!!

{They run away.}

{The Paper comes down.}

STRONG BAD: Now we can put the mural over there and a rock to hold up Stop Sign...

Easter Eggs

None.

Fun Facts

  • Most of the invasion is from army.
  • Strong Bad's redesigning is from 2 years.
  • This is the first Homestar Email done by Stinkoman K.

Related Links

Other Character Email Homestar