Other Character Email Homestar/puppet time
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Homestar Email #12: "puppet time"
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Strong Bad, The Bat, Coach Z, Bubs
Live from Free Country USA, it's Homestar Runner!
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Transcript
{The scene opens on a puppet Homestar in front of a brick wall, presumably the side of Bubs' Concession Stand. A spotlight shines on him; a mic on a stand is in front of him.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, and welcome to the Homestar Runner Best-Times Show. I'm your host, Homestar Runner. Today, I'd like to check some email from our viewers. Right, The Cheat?
THE CHEAT: {offscreen} Meh!
{A piece of paper flies out, and Homestar catches it with his mouth.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {reading}
Dear Homestar,
Don't blame Strong Sad
again. I did that e-mail.
Can you PLEEEAAASE time
travel and do anything.
The Program should be found
somewhere on the Compy.
DO IT NOW!!
-Mitchell Smith, Australialialialia
{pronounces "Australialialialia" as "Australia"}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That was you, Mitchington? Man, now I feel sorry for Strong Sad.
{Cut to Strong Sad's room (puppet version). A Strong Sad doll sits on the bed.}
STRONG SAD: I'm hurting.
{Cut back to Homestar.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: But not really. Anyway, I guess I will time travel. Lemme go find that Compy...
{Cut to the Compy.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Found it! Now to access that timetravel eksy.
{Cut to a closeup of the Compy screen (non-puppetized). On it, it reads "timetravel.exe: not found".}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {offscreen} Weird... where could it have possibly gone?
{Cut to an clip of Homestar in Strong Bad's computer room, bottle of Mountain Dew in hand.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Neverending sodaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
{Cut to another clip. Honestar is sitting in front of the Compy, in Strong Bad's computer room.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Baleeted!
{Cut to another clip, with Strong Bad in front of the Compy.}
STRONG BAD: That is not a good prize!
{Cut to another clip with the Compy- this time it takes place in Homestar's computer room. Homestar stands next to it, with a bat.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Take that! {whacks the Compy} And that! {whacks it again}
THE BAT: Squeak! {flies away}
{Cut to another clip, with the Compy and the Lappy on a table. Strong Bad and Homestar stand on either side.}
STRONG BAD: Lappy power ACTIVATE!
{A disk shoots out from the Lappy and hits the Compy. The Compy falls over. Cut back to puppet Homestar in front of the wall.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's weird. I have NO idea why that would happen. Too bad, Strong Sad.
COACH Z: {offscreen} Strong Sad sent another one of those emails?
BUBS: {offscreen} Let's get him!
{Fade to black. The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the hidden Strong Sad icon in the lower left corner to see Strong Sad getting beat up by The Bat.
Fun Facts
- The first three clips are from the Strong Bad Emails "anything", "50 emails", and "virus".
