Other Character Email Homestar/makeover
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Homestar Email #16: "makeover"
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Marzipan {voice only}, Coach Z, Strong Bad
Twaading Spwaces asks Homestar to update his look a bit. Hilarity ensues.
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Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} If I were an e-mail, a-doodeedyedeedyedoodeedoodoodoodoodoo!
Dear that guy that used to have a ducky shirt,
I heard that star shirts are out of style! Why
don't you buy some new clothes? And you should
try to get rid of that underbite, too.
-Twaading Spwaces
{pronounces "Twaading" as twad-ing, rather than twade-ing}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} WHAT? Star shirts are out of style? That's preposterous! No one ever told me that! Marzypan told me they were in style!
MARZIPAN: {offscreen} That was 2 years ago when they were in style.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Well, star shirts are out of style, eh? Why don't you just keep putting a guy's frikin' hopes up, Marzipan and TV show! Well, let's go to my closet anyway, and see if I got another shirt I can wear. {gets up}
{cut to Homestar's closet}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Now, let's see if there's another shirt I can put on! {Homestar rummages through his closet, and picks a shirt up. It is the Homsar shirt.} What the crap? I..uh...don't even kuh-now why I have this. Let's keep rummaging! {Homestar does, indeed, keep rummaging. He picks up a shirt. It is covered in mud and dirt, and has flies above it.} Whoa. I don't even wanna kuh-now where this thing's been! {Homestar puts it down, then keeps rummaging. He picks up a shirt, but we only see it's silhouette.} Holy crap! This thing's perfect!
{Cut to the field. Homestar is wearing his new shirt, which looks just like his old shirt, but it has a white triangle instead of a white star.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {while walking} Oh, yeah! Who's the man? I am! I mean, I'm totally cool! Seriously, guys. I, like, am.
{Coach Z enters.}
COACH Z: Hey, there Homester! I see ya got the pointy thorng down there. Norce shirt!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks, Coach Z!
COACH Z: Ya worlcome! {puts his arms in the air, about to slap Homestar's butt.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {runs away}
COACH Z: {offscreen} Don't be tryin' to fade me! {Strong Bad comes.}
STRONG BAD: Hey, Homestar, that shirt makes you look like even more of a moron than you are!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks, Strong Bah! {continues walking}
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} That wasn't even a friggin' compliment!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {stops walking and stands still} So, you see, Paige Davis, my new shirt is- Oh, crap! Wasn't there another thing I had to do? {runs to his computer room}
{Cut to Homestar's computer room. We see an empty room for 3 seconds before Homestar runs in.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {reads the e-mail, and mutters it to himself} Oh, I also have to get rid of my underbite! Whatever that is.
MARZIPAN: {offscreen} An underbite is when your lower lip stetches out.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, right, right. And how do you get rid of it?
MARZIPAN: {offscreen} You need to get an operation.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Well, Paige, it seems I can't get rid of my underbite, since I can't afford any surgerific stuff, because of that $200 bucks I spent last week on Bubs's special fried cabbage. {stops typing} Oh, well. Still the fourth best 200 bucks I ever spent!
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- At the end, after The Paper comes down, click on Homestar to have him turn around.
- After Homestar has turned around, you can click on his head to change it to: no underbite, overbite, and underbite.
- You can also click on Homestar's body to change his shirt to: dirty shirt, Homsar shirt, triangle shirt, and star shirt.
Fun Facts
- Homestar's opening intro is taken directly from the song "If I Were a Rich Man", from Fiddler On the Roof.
- The second shirt that Homestar picks up is an actual shirt, sold in the Homestar Runner store.
