Other Character Email Homestar/live with bubs n marzy
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Homestar Email #15: "live with bubs n marzy"
Cast (in order of appearance): Bubs, Marzipan, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The King of Town (easter egg)
Homestar and Strong Bad duke it out.
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Transcript
{The scene opens on the set of what appears to be a television show. Marzipan and Bubs are sitting at a desk.}
BUBS: Hi everybody, and welcome back to...
MARZIPAN: Live with Bubs and Marzipan!
{Applause.}
BUBS: So Marzipan, how about today's prices?
MARZIPAN: I think that money is overrated. I grow my own food.
{Laughter.}
BUBS: Well, when looking for the best, why not come down to Bubs' Concession Stand? We've got the goods!
{An ad for Bubs' Concession Stand appears, then disappears.}
MARZIPAN: And now for our first guest, a favourite customer of Bubs' and my boyfriend, Homestar Runner!
{Applause, as the Homestar Runner theme song plays and Homestar enters.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thank you, thank you.
BUBS: So, Homestar, how you doin'?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, actually, I was about to go check some email, when I got called by you guys, and I decided to skip email today and come on your show.
{Applause.}
MARZIPAN: Well, Homestar, we've got a surprise for you. Here it is; your email for today!
{Applause. An envelope comes down from the ceiling, tied to some fishing wire. Homestar takes it.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh wow, such an honour! Okay, here I go. {opens it and starts reading}
Dear the one with the no pants,
Why the crap do you take all that crap from Strong Bad?
You could easily kick his butt!
Sinewely,
Cleveh Ben
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Me? Take crap from Strongius Badius? Not true, Ben. I could kick ol' SB's butt any day!
BUBS: Well, we've got a surprise for you! Here he is, Strong Bad!
{Boos come from the audience. Strong Bad enters and takes a seat.}
STRONG BAD: Come on! Where's my applause? Tell them I need applause.
BUBS: Alright, it's time for the Bubs And Marzy Show Weekly Cage Match!
{Applause.}
MARZIPAN: Lower it down, Dan!
{A cage lowers down over Homestar and Strong Bad.}
BUBS: Ready? Three, two, one, GO!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Strong Bad, look over there.
{Strong Bad turns around.}
STRONG BAD: Where? I don't see any-
{Homestar kicks Strong Bad's butt- literally.}
BUBS: Ooh! That's gonna smart tomorrow!
STRONG BAD: Alright! Alright! I give up. You win.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yay!
{The cage lifts up. Homestar and Strong Bad return to their seats.}
STRONG BAD: That was all for show. If it were real, I woulda kicked him to Alcatraz.
MARZIPAN: Well, Bubs, I think we're all out of time here.
BUBS: You're right, Marzipan! Thanks to our guests, Homestar and Strong Bad.
{Applause. Fade to black. The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click the hidden Bubs icon in the lower right corner to reveal the following scene:
Transcript
{Bubs, Marzipan, Homestar, and Strong Bad are sitting in their chairs on the set.}
STRONG BAD: Hey Bubs, if you're here, who's watching the stand?
BUBS: Oh, whiskerbrains.
{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. The King of Town is inside, eating.}
KING OF TOWN: This is delicious! It's a free all-you-can eat buffet!
Fun Facts
- "The Bubs And Marzy Show" closely resembles the TV show "Live With Regis And Kelly".
