Other Character Email Homestar/invisableity
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Homestar Email #7: "invisableity"
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Bubs
Homestar hunts the paranormal.
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Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Holy crap, it's email.
Dear Homestar,
If you can't get to
the time travel program
on Strong Bad's Computer.
It should be found on the
compy. If not, Ask Bubs
for the Program.
Your Best Friend,
-Mitchell, Right next to You
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Right next to me? {looks around} Where the heck are you? Oh man. Oh man. You must be one of those invisable guys. Like at that circuss.
{Cut to The Stick. A stage sits next to it, with a banner reading "Strong Bros. Circuss" on the front. Strong Bad and The Cheat are on stage; Homestar sits in front.}
STRONG BAD: And now I'm gonna make The Cheat disappear!
{Strong Bad throws a cloth over The Cheat.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh man. This has gotta be the best 4000 bucks I ever spent. Seriously.
{Cut back to the Compy.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} So, could you like reveal yourself? And like not use your invisableity? 'Cause I'm... afraid of ghosts.
BUBS: {offscreen} Did someone say ghosts?
{Cut to a wide view of the room. Bubs walks in from the left, carrying a periscope attached to a cardboard box.}
BUBS: For only one hundred and tooty-two dollars, you can buy Bubs' Amazing Ghost Detector-O-Matic!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: How does it work?
BUBS: First, you press this button. Then, you bring it to Bubs' Amazing Ghost Detector-O-Matic Development Lab, pay the 15 dollar fee, and get the results!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'll take it!
{Homestar and Bubs make the exchange. Bubs walks off.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Now, to put this device to work.
{Homestar presses the button, and runs off. Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. The sign on top now reads "Bubs' Amazing Ghost Detector-O-Matic Development Lab". Homestar runs in.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I got it!
BUBS: {wearing a white lab coat} Bring it here, then.
{Homestar hands over the box.}
BUBS: I see... I seeeeee... Well, it looks like you have a ghost in your house.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Really?
{Cut to a piece of paper.}
NARRATOR: {reading the paper, voice-over} And, in a stunningly drawn animation sequence, Bubs charged Homestar around a million dollars to remove the ghost. Homestar then finished up the email, stating something to the effect that the government paid too much for smoothies that one day. Afterwards, Strong Bad beat up Strong Sad. Probably. THE END.
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "too much" at the end to see the government's smoothie invoice.
- Click on "THE END" at the end to hear the following:
Transcript
NARRATOR: And Homestar managed to once again miss the point of an email. The end.
Fun Facts
- The ending is similar to the one of "Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True".
