Other Character Email Homestar/growing and shrinking
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Homestar Email #23: "growing and shrinking"
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Guard, Marshie
Homestar raids the Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Factory.
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Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Email's in the house, with Homestar!
Dear Homestar,
I have just invented the Grow-Shrink Machine.
With it, you can grow to immense sizes to hurt
Strong Bad, or you can shrink to very tiny sizes
to sneak under the high security doors at the
Fluffy Puff Marshmallows factory!
Here's a copy of the program,
if you want to try it.
attached: grow-shrink.exe
--Dr. Homsar
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} That's genius! I thought you were an idiot Homsar! This is great! But why dould I want to hurt Stwong Bad? He's my friend! But that Fluffy Push marshmallow thing is good. The marshmallows will be mine!
{Homestar types open attachment.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay. {typing} Shrink.
{Homestar stands up and faces forward. A beam of blue light hits him and he shrinks.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {in a very high voice} To the factory!
{Homestar runs for about six seconds.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {in a very high voice} I'm not getting anywhere fast. Oh! I know! I'll get my toy car.
{Homestar runs offscreen. He drives back in with a car.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's more like it!
{Cut to the Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Factory. A guard is standing there.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Getting out of the car, and in a very high voice} This will be easy!
{Homestar runs to the door. The camera zooms in on Homestar.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: The marshmallows will be mine!
GUARD: {offscreen} Huh? What? Musta been nothing.
{Homestar crawls under a crack in the door. Cut to a room with a door that reads, "Marshmallows"}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: This is too easy!
{Homestar starts running towards the door. Marshie, who is a little taller than Homestar, swoops in front of him.}
MARSHIE: Where do you think you're going?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: To get some marshmallows, you freaking marshmallow.
MARSHIE: I'm not gonna let ya.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh yeah? High, yah!
{Homestar kicks Marshie.}
MARSHIE: You can't hurt me that way.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, okay. I'll just go around you.
{Homestar starts to go around Marshie, but Marshie moves back in front of him.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Out of my way! The marshmallows are at stake!
{Homestar takes a bite out of Marshie.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Tasty.
MARSHIE: Ow! That hurt!
{Marshie flies away.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Cool.
{Cut to a room filled with marshmallows.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: OH. MY. GOSH. This is the most marshmallows I have seen in my life.
{Homestar jumps on the pile of marshmallows and starts eating them. The paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the marshmallow to see Marshie again.
Transcript
{Cut to the room with a door that reads, "Marshmallows". Marshie swoops in.}
MARSHIE: I'm gonna get you now! Oh. You're not here.
{Marshie flies away.}
