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Homestar Email #17: "da cheated"

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Teeg Dougland (easter egg)

The Force is with you. Sewiously.

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Transcript

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Email email, you're a one, email email, you're the one!

Master Runner,
Darth The Cheat is planning to destroy
Free Country, USA. We must stop them.
Meet me with Padawan Strong Bad at 9:00 PM.
May the Force be with you.
Mace Windu

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Darth The Cheat? Preposterous! Free Country USA must remain the home of the proud and brave! To the Batmobile!

{A swirling h*r logo appears, as the scene changes to The Stick, at night. Homestar is standing there, with a black cape on.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: All right! {crickets chirp} All right!

{Strong Bad walks in, wearing a bathrobe and holding a lightstick.}

STRONG BAD: {in a monotone} Oh no, the force is overpowering me. It looks like I'm going to have to attack you with my lightsaber.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What are you talking about, Grawk Bad? And what's Strong Sad doing with that videobox?

{Cut to a side view of the area. We see Strong Sad and The Cheat standing in front of a video camera, placed in front of Strong Bad and Homestar.}

THE CHEAT: {angry} Meh!

STRONG SAD: You guys! You need to do your lines right! Augh! This is getting frustrating!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lines? You mean, my confetti?

{A title appears, reading "one hour earlier". Cut to Homestar in his living room.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {jumping and throwing confetti} It's spring! It's spring! Lalalalala, it's spring!

{Cut back to The Stick.}

STRONG BAD: Or, you mean, my Strong Sad beater?

{A title appears, reading "two hours earlier". Cut to the basement of The Brothers Strong's house. Strong Sad is sitting on the couch, and Strong Bad is beside him.}

STRONG BAD: {hitting Strong Sad with papers} Take that!

STRONG SAD: Ow!

STRONG BAD: And that!

STRONG SAD: Stop it!

{Cut back to The Stick.}

STRONG SAD: All right, let's take this from the top...

{Fade to black. The Paper comes down, with an extra line reading "Strong Wars movie coming soon."}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "movie" to see the following scene:

Transcript

{Teeg Dougland and the members of Limozeen are standing on some alien planet.}

TEEG DOUGLAND: I'm afraid I've got some bad news, boys. Some nerd made a cheesy fan movie of our show and posted it on the internet.

GARY: But it's a horrible ripoff!

LARRY: And the graphics are second-raaaaaaaaate!

Fun Facts

  • The email is a reference to the popular space franchise, "Star Wars".
  • The easter egg is referring to all the bad fan-created movies based on movies such as "Star Wars" found ever-so-muchly on the internet.

Related Links

Other Character Email Homestar