Other Character Email Homestar/cupcakes
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Homestar Email #22: "cupcakes"
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Strong Bad, Unknown Announcer
Homestar gets Powered by The Cheat!
Transcript
HOMESTAR: Here, Email, have a trophy!
Dear Mr. Runner,
I've been told by a very reliable source that you have many, many cupcakes.
If you don't mind telling me, where are said cupcakes?
Thank you very much, good sir.
Love,
Brittany
HOMESTAR: {typing} “My!” said cupcakes. “What a reliable source you have!” {Hits enter, screen clears} No really. My cupcake stash is in the- Wait, you can’t trick me out of my cupcakes! {Starts twitching PBTC style} They’re mine! For! Ever! You can’t have them because they are far away! {Types “U Cnt H. T. Bc T. R. F. A!”}
THE CHEAT: {walks in from the side} Mehmenmeh!
HOMESTAR: {typing} Oh, I see, a cute girl and an astronaut told you where the cookies are? The Cheat told me that! {Typed “CUTE GIRL a. a. a. told u w. t. c. a?!?!”} Preposterous!
{Cut to Strong Bad’s basement. Strong Sad opened the couch patch}
STRONG SAD: OMG {said Oh Emm Gee} There’s cupcakes in there!
STRONG BAD: {fell from the ceiling} Those are mine!
{Cut back to Homestar at the Computer. He turns around}
HOMESTAR: My cookie senses are tingling! To Stong Bah’s basement! The Cheat! Follow! Me!
{All are standing in Strong Bad’s basement. There’s four Super Smash Bros. Melee style damage percentages at the bottom of the screen.}
UNKNOWN ANNOUNCER: Ready... Fight!
{All characters start attacking each other. Soon The Cheat stands up in-between them with a huge plate of cupcakes.}
ALL: The Cheat! The Cheat has won the cupcakes!
UNKNOWN ANNOUNCER: Fight... end!
THE CHEAT: {gulps down the cupcakes and thwacks Homestar with the plate}
HOMESTAR: {walks backwards into the computer room and starts typing} Well there Breath mint, the cupcakes were devoured by The Cheat who rocks! {Says “rocks” but writes r0ckz0rzs!1”} We should have a parade! {Puts a post-it on the screen saying, “No cupcakes for you!”}
{Cut to a street at night time. The crowd on the sidewalk is made up of all The Cheats. Fireworks are going off and countless The Cheat floats are driving by. The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
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