Other Character Email Homestar/coach Z email
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Homestar Email #19: "coach Z email"
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Coach Z
Coach Z is indecipherable, as always.
Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Homestar Email activate!
Dear Mr. Runner
is your brother(homeschool winner)
smart or stupid like you do tell,
coach Z
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Is like smart or stupid? And is that how you spell my name? Coach Z, you've gotta learn some grammar. Why not try the new Homestar Runner Grammar Tape?
{Cut to the Locker Room, where Coach Z is at his computer. A tape player is beside him.}
COACH Z: Alright, let's give this a whirl!
{Coach Z puts in the tape, and pushes play.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {on the tape} Hello! This is my grammar tape. I hope you like it! Let's begin. Lesson one: spelling. First, type "Homestar".
{Coach Z types "Homeschool".}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {on tape} Then type Runner.
{Coach Z types "Winner".}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {on tape} Okay, that's not the right way. Please turn tape over to the other side.
{Coach Z flips the tape, and pushes play. Rock music starts playing.}
COACH Z: It's educational and informational!
{Cut back to the Compy.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} So there you go, Coach. Keep your eyes in the skies!
{The Paper comes down.}
