Other Character Email Homestar/boots
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Homestar Email #5: "boots"
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Coach Z
Homestar busts some punks.
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Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo, ding dong ding dong ding dong, well I'm checking my email and something else and yadayada something something...
Dear Homestar,
Do you take your boots off before you go to bed?
Sincerely,
Abdi LaRue
San Diego, CA
{pronounces CA as "Candyland"}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Take off my boots? Whaddaya think I am, some kind of freaking robot? {stops typing} BALEETED!
{as Homestar says BALEETED!, the words flash on the screen, but the email does not disappear}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What? I said baleeted! This computerbox has had it!
{Homestar types "go away computerbox!" on the screen}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hmmm... If the email is from Candyland... then all that means is...
{Day turns to night, and night turns to day.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I think I has the solution!
{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is playing Jenga with Monopoly and Candyland.}
STRONG SAD: Pull that block? Are you kidding me? It'll fall down on me again!
{Cut to a close-up of Monopoly, then back to the room shot.}
STRONG SAD: Oh, all right.
{As Strong Sad is about to pull the block, Homestar bursts in, causing the tower to fall down.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Alright, Candyland, this is a stickup! Put your hands and arms on the ground.
{Cut to a closeup of Candyland, then back to the room shot.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Don't you sass me back, Landycand! If that is your real name.
STRONG SAD: What are you doing? Get out of here!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Don't you sass me back, Strong Sad! If that is your real name.
STRONG SAD: What?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's it, I'm calling the force! {siren-like} Wee-ooo, wee-ooo, wee-ooo!
{Coach Z bursts in.}
COACH Z: Who's the perpetrator? What's going on here?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {nodding towards Candyland} Take this delinquent outta my sight, Coach.
{Coach Z drags Candyland out of the room.}
STRONG SAD: It was my only friend.
{Cut back to in front of the Compy.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Haha, Candyland! Looks like another perp put in the pen by Agent Homestar Runner! If that is my real name.
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "Candyland" at the end to see a wanted poster for Candyland.
- Click on "real name" at the end to see Homestar's badge.
- The badge reads, "Agent Homestar Runner: Since Everytimes".
Fun Facts
- The email was a direct ripoff of the one sent to Strong Bad in the Strong Bad Email "some kinda robot".
- The arrest of Candyland was a reference to "Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon".
- Homestar's song at the beginning was a really bad version of "Back In Black" by AC/DC, first sung in Marzipan's Answering Machine #7.
