Other Character Email Homestar/Perfect
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Homestar Email #26: "Perfect"
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Marzipan
Homestar is asked what he would do to make Marzipan perfect.
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Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: dee dee doot doot doo email! dee dee doot doot doo email! {brings up email}
Dear H to the r,
If you could make Marzipan perfect,
what would she be like?
You are cooler than Stong Bah,
Kinsey
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {reading} Dear H to the R, If you could make Marzipan perfect-o, what would she be like? You are cooler than that SB guy, Kin Z. Well K to the Z, {singing} She... would eat that freakin' sandwich!
MARZIPAN: {eats Homestar Jr} Yum-yum!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: And stop being such a witch! And ditch that carol for a microphone and sing at a really high pitch... And she'd... {record scratch} Okay, I can't keep this up. So... in un-song form, I would like to say how Marzipan would be perfect.
{Cut to a picture of Marzipan}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Voiceover} Well, first of all, she'd be a lot hotter. {Marzipan's hair gets longer, and she's wearing a bathing suit.} I mean, I love her and all, but she looks like a broom!
PICTURE MARZIPAN: I'm not a broom!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: You're not? Anyway... she would be really smart... {A college diploma in "Smartness" appears in the picture} ...And be a good cook. {Marzipan is wearing a chef's hat and holding a marshmallow soufflé} And she'd be rich, famous, and Stylin'. {Marzipan is on the cover of a magazine called "Rich, Famous, and Stylin'!"} {Clears screen} So, KZ4Kids, Marzipan could be better. But I am better than that SB guy.
{The paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
Fun Facts
- The beginning is in the style of "Different town".
- Kin Z was Kinsey's original name.
