Other Character Email Homestar/Other Girlfriends
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Overview
Homestar Runner Email #31: Other Girlfriends
CHARACTERS: {in order of appearence} Homestar(80's, 90's, 2000, current), Marzipan, Stacy, Jenny, Girlfriend #3, Roberta
PLACES: Homestar's Computer Room, Marshmallow's Last Stand (1985, 1992, 1994, 1999/2000)
{Homestar is sitting at his computer desk.}
HOMESTAR: Hey, everypeoples. Today, my broomstick wanted to watch me check my email.
{Marzipan leans in from the right.}
MARZIPAN: That's right! I'm here to make sure that Homestar doesn't answer any of the questions that you sent him wrong. Remember, {Holds up Homestar's Report card. all of the grades are roots or grass.} Homestar failed my class. Let's get going!
HOMESTAR: {Sulky} Yes, sir.
MARZIPAN: Hey!
{An email pops up.}
HOMESTAR: {Reading}
Homegrown,
Have you ever had any
other girlfriends than
Marzipan?
TheCheese
{He pronounces TheCheese as Gorgonzola}
HOMESTAR: {Clears Screen; Typing} Uh, yeah. I have, Gorgonzola. Only 4, though.
MARZIPAN: {Angrily} Only four?
HOMESTAR: {Hurriedly} Flashback please!
{It changes to Marshmallow's Last Stand. At the bottom, it says 1985. Homestar and a girl are sitting at the table.}
HOMESTAR: {Narration} First was Stacy...
{Homestar burps really loudly. The girl slaps him with her purse and walks away.}
{The caption at the bottom changes to 1992. Another girl is sitting with homestar. His appearence changes slightly.}
HOEMSTAR: {Narration} Then was Jenny...
{Homestar burps really loudly. The girl slaps him with her purse and walks away.}
{The caption at the bottom changes to 1994. Another girl is sitting with Homestar. His appearence changes slightly.}
HOEMSTAR: {Narration} Then was... Girlfriend #3?
{Homestar burps really loudly. The girl slaps him with her purse and walks away.}
{The caption at the bottom changes to 1999/2000. Another girl is sitting with Homestar. His appearence changes slightly.}
HOEMSTAR: {Narration} Last was Roberta...
{People are counting down from five. After 3, they lean towards each other to kiss. Right at the one, just before their lips meet, homestar burps. The girl slaps him with her purse and walks away. Right as she slaps him, the fireworks go off.}
{It changes back to Present-day.}
HOMESTAR: {typing} And that's it, Jerome.
{The Paper comes down.}
