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Dear Not Homeschool,
What's up with your brother, Homeschool Winner, anyway?
-Nelson
Homestar!
Do you like pirates? They're cool. Are you a pirate?
What's your position?
Dusk
Dear Homestar
I am a big fan of your work, but that's not the point.
Wuld u b in a band if u wanted too?

Someone you don't know.

Jamie (You r so cool! seriously.)
Dear homestar Runner,
I've heard rumors that Strong Bad has a missing 
sister named Strong Glad. Is this true? Maybe 
you could do some snooping and find out for me...
Your Pal,

Kakashi (The Poopsmith)
 Dear Star,
The Goverment rests in your handds to clone
ypurself so we can the country. You must
respond.That is all.
The Noid
Ladd..
Area 4 is an arsenal. Maybe we can find
good weapon we can use.
E-18
What would you look like if you fused with Homsar? 
Yo yo mom
 whats your favorite flavor of pie

 Shotty the gun
 Dear that one guy,
Do you want to come to my party? were gonna have mountain dew, 
and nachos, and a monkey with a lampshade on his head doing
a little dance. its gonna totally rock man.
TOTALLY SHRAPNELWOLF, TX
Dear Homestar Runner,
How do you type with no hands at all?
Signed,
Xabier
Dear Homestar,

Would you like to Time Warp?
Because Brad and Janet can! Go get
it off thei'r computer. It's called
"timewarp.exe". I wanna see you do
the time warp again.

Saluting you
-Super Joe, Area 12
Dear Homestar
Mr. Internet says your in love with strong bad.
Is that true?
Sincerely,
Mr. Gullable
P.S. Tell me the ABSOLUTE TRUTH!
i posted my briiliant idea about pie onto that xmenthingybobo so i thought ill send you my idea presonally. think just think, if i could make a pie soo interesting so good that it will make britan win ww3 i would be rich rich beyond my wildest dreams, and that dream is that if people like one pie then imagine having loads of pies in a pie it'll be like the pie of pies! all you need to do is make a pie then put loads of mini pies in it, im sure homestar would like this idea.

piman
To Home Star,
What would it be like if you married Marzipan?
From Zachery

Soon-to-be-used

To the E-Mail User, "Himistir Rinner"   
YOU HAVE WON 1 MILLION BUCKS! SERIOUSLY! PASS IT ON AND NEONE CAN GET 1 MILLION BUCKS   
JOE
Homestarrrr,
Do you any good redneck jokes?
-TheCheesiest
Dear Homestar,
How did you lose weight? You used to be fatter.
From,
Luke