Other Character Email Crack Stuntman/Cheat Questmandos

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Crack Stuntman has played D&D? Sewiously?

Cast In Order of Appearance: Crack Stuntman, Chimendez (voice), Reynold/Scrawnjob, Gunhaver, Cracoktage, Fightgar, Silent Rip, Slinghaver, D&D Versions of all the other characters, Blue Arrow, Blue Arrow Henchman Ultimate Weapon thing.

Locations: Crack's computer room, Cheat Commando HQ, Blue Arrow HQ

Transcript

CRACK: BLAAAAGHM EMAIL CHECKMAN

{Types Crackemail.EXE}

Subj: D&D? Really?

Dear Crack, Have you tried playing Dungeons and dragons? It doesn't have to be real,
it could be a penciled board with old action figurines you've collected
over the years.
Not a bad idea,
Dennis Dunjinman

CRACK: {typing} Well Guy Whose Name I Forgot Already, Not only have I played it, We made that game into an entire episode of Cheat Commando's

CHIMENDEZ {offscreen} Finally he gets it right.

{Cut to scene of Cheat Commandos and Scrawnjob around a table. Scrawnjob in the place of DM and dice of all sizes}

CRACK: {Voice} My character, in alternate universe children show goodness, was renamed Slinghaver, and Blue Laser was called Blue Arrow."

SCRAWNJOB: Alright then, lets get started. Your team of adventures wander into a new town...

CRACK: Rather than annoy you with Reynold's stupid exposition, I'm going to take you right near the end, where the action of it all really was.

{fast forward through all of the action, showing the Cheat Commandos D&D forms. goes normal on a shot of Blue Arrow}

BLUE ARROW: ...MANDOS! You may have found my secret hideout, but you will never defeat my BLUE ARROW HENCHMAN ULTIMATE WEAPON THING!

{Two Blue Arrow henchman stacked on top of each other come out of a small door}

FIGHTGAR: Thats it? Seriously, even for you that'd kinda lame.

SLINGHAVER: I've seen more devious weapons from my trainer

{Weapon takes down Silent Rip while they are distracted}

SLINGHAVER: Oh no way... you DID NOT just take out the theif on my team.

{Slinghaver take out his sling}

SLINGHAVER: Draw your sword Fightgar. I fire, then you slash!

{Bullet hits the Weapon, Fightgar lunges and slashes twice}

SCRAWNJOB: Fightgar gets a critical hit and the Weapon is destroyed

SLINGHAVER: YES! Cheat Adventurers!

ALL: Rock Rock On!

CRACK: {voice} I've got to stop ending these with that.

{stuntpaper}

Easter Eggs

• Click on Blue Arrow at the end to see a Comic cover for Blue Arrow

Fun Facts

• The Blue Arrow comic book in easter egg is a reference to the DC comics hero, Green Arrow
• Gunhaver being humourlessly renamed for the alternate version is a referance to TV shows which rename Alternate characters, Including Convoy (Optimus Prime) to Beast Convoy (Optimus Primal) in Beast Wars