Other Character Email Crack Stuntman/ArmyStuntman

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Crack Stuntman in the Army?

Characters in order of appearance: Crack Stuntman, Homestar, Marzipan, Bubs (easter egg)

Locations: Crack Stuntmans Computer room, the Theatre

Transcript

CRACK: I'm gonna keep my answer short this week.

{Types Crackemail.EXE}

Subject: Yo!

Crack Stuntman
Do you want to join the army?

Sgt. Bobby

CRACK: {typing} Sgt. BOBBY? Really? That has got to be the lamest army name I have ever heard. I mean, seriously, Sgt. Skinner is more awesome than that, and he's a momma's boy! I'ma call you Sgt. Rob instead, okay? good.

{clears screen}

CRACK: {typing} Anyways Rob, I'm not interested in the Army. I'd die out there, and you know I am too young and handsome to die. The only way you could get me in there is if you drafted me and even then I would protest....

{cut to the theatre with Homestar and Marzipan dressed up as Chimendez and Beverly Sportsinterviews-Chimendez}

CRACK: {voice} Mainly because of the Musical that would ensue.

MARZIPAN: {singing} an anime translator is kinda sad, but soon you'll see it is not that bad...

CRACK: {voice} That's enough of that mess.

{cut back to Cracks Computer}

CRACK: {Typing} Okay, yeah. That most likely wouldn't happen. I was just watching a musical earlier and the idea kinda stuck. Either way, you aint getting me into the Army, Sgt. Rob. I respect ya and all you do, but it's not really for me.

{stuntpaper}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "a musical" at the end for an extra scene

{cut to the theatre, Bubs dressed as a reporter and Homestar and Marzipan as before, standing near a crowd}

BUBS: Hey Mr. Chimendez, give us the scoop. Is Crack still drinking a lot?

{crowd gasps}

HOMESTAR AND MARZIPAN: {waits a minute} Yes.

Fun Facts

• This entire episode is lampooning the musical Bye Bye Birdie
• Sgt. Skinner is a reference to Principal Skinner on The Simpsons