Other Character Email Bubs/Inbox

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bubs!!! come to MACHINE TIME^TM and get the time travel device only 1.89! go to any year/time!

Dear Bubs,
How do you sleep at night? You are a criminal.
THEY WILL FIND YOU.
-Airstar

Dear Mr Bubs,
How are you making it through these rough and rough times?
Even you, the most entrepeneurial of entrepeneurs,
must be having troubles.
Yours,
Dinoshaur

Bubs!
You should seek some thrills.
Skydiving, maybe?
- Skubby

YOU WIN MR. BUBS BUBBATROJAN
CLICK THE ATTACHMENT TO WIN A FREE THE CHEAT
THANK YOU COME AGAIN
- lolzorgondomanelkrusalkutomandophere13 at ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZMail dot com attachment: yourbuddy.awe

Dear Bubs,
You should travel in time!
It would be so awesome.
- Generic Emailer attachment: portal.lol

Dear Bubba,
How do you type with no fingers on?
- Mike Generic

Dear Bubsypoo,
Why do you never get sick?
- Stacy Generic

CROSSOVER?
- Genericman, Cousin to Superman