Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/Prevoius raps
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Emails 1-7
{Airstar Flyer clicks on, "Email" on his Skypy 486.}
AIRSTAR FLYER: Take two steps forward, scroll it, then shake it all about.
Emails 7-9
{Airstar Flyer clicks on, "Email" on his Skypy 486.}
AIRSTAR FLYER: Email's back after 6 months with no update.....BUT WERE COMIN' BACK! YES WERE COMIN' BACK! Isn't that right the chuck?
{The Chuck comes to the Skypy and sings.}
THE CHUCK:Meh! Were comin' back!
AIRSTAR:SIX MONTHS! NOW MARCH! THE 25! The day were comin' back....yeah!
THE CHUCK:Yes, were comin' back! No one can stop us! Meh!
AIRSTAR:Sing with me Schoolstar!
{Schoolstar comes to the computer and sings}
SCHOOLSTAR:You thought it was over but no!!!!
AIRSTAR:More Airstar action!
THE CHUCK:More The Chuck action!
SCHOOLSTAR:More schoolstar-
AIRSTAR:WERE.......COMIN'......BACK!!!!!!!!!!
CROWD:Yay!
9-10
{Airstar Flyer clicks on, "Email" on his Skypy 486.}
AIRSTAR FLYER::One two three four five six seven eight nine and ten is comin' soon, so help me alright?
10-16
{Airstar Flyer clicks on, "Email" on his Skypy 486.}
AIRSTAR FLYER::Holy carp! Livin' in a jail cell! My Skypy's here because of the email!
16-18
{Airstar Flyer clicks on, "Email" on his Skypy 486.}
AIRSTAR FLYER::I'm back with the email show that I apparently have! And now it's time for the scrollin' draft!
18-24
{Airstar Flyer clicks on, "Email" on his Skypy 486.}
AIRSTAR FLYER::I was scrollin' it, YEAH! I will scroll it! WOO! I'll scroll it at four, i'll scroll it at five, and now I got the guts to be scrollin' it LIIIIIVE!
24-27
{Airstar Flyer clicks on, "Email" on his Skypy 486.}
AIRSTAR FLYER:I've scrolled to Harlem, i've scrolled to Dover, I've scrolled this wide web all over, over, over, 3 times over, scroll through the websites and flipped the pages over. Scrollin' east, scrollin' west, scrollin' all over the web...oh, you'd better watch out when you're computers broke, or you'll lose your'e scroll in the websites.
27-31
{Airstar Flyer clicks on, "Email" on his Skypy 486.}
AIRSTAR FLYER:2 years of scrollin' and i'm still, SCROLLIN' DOWN! 2 more weeks and i'll be scrollin' around!
31-32
{Airstar Flyer clicks on, "Email" on his Skypy 486.}
AIRSTAR FLYER:Schoolstar's dead, but it doesn't mean I stopped scrollin'! {Sobs}
32-40
{Airstar Flyer clicks on, "Email" on his Skypy 486.}
AIRSTAR FLYER:Scrollin' in the house, scrollin' in the hood! Can't we scroll in the sky? We could!
40-41
{Airstar Flyer clicks on, "Email" on his Skypy 486.}
AIRSTAR FLYER:Oh, scrooll buttons, if I could marry you I would...anything to get out of my marriage with Garbachof.
GARBACHAF:SHADDUP~~@@1$231$#@!543@%$#2%$6543&^5465876598&6*&6(*7^8&
41-46
{Airstar Flyer clicks on, "Email" on his Skypy 486.}
AIRSTAR FLYER:Garbachof's out and scroll buttons are in...now Peacy P's gonna come rappin' in!
PEACY P:I'm the Peacy P and scroll buttons are cool, they're so good they make me drool, i'm on top of my game, and Garbachof's lame, i'll hand it back to you now, man.
AIRSTAR:As you can see, me and Peacy P both agree that scroll buttons are our family!
46-51
{Airstar Flyer clicks on, "Email" on his Skypy 486.}
AIRSTAR FLYER:After a 5 month hiatus, i'm comin' back, like a washed up artist or a grocery sack.
51-55
{Airstar Flyer clicks on, "Email" on his Skypy 486.}
AIRSTAR FLYER:Up and down and down again, now your startin' to feel the scrollin' trend!
55-59
{Airstar Flyer clicks on, "Email" on his Skypy 486.}
AIRSTAR FLYER:My last song sucked, but this be the max, so scroll me faster than a battle axe.
59-69
{Airstar Flyer clicks on, "Email" on the new Cloudson 583.}
AIRSTAR FLYER:Scroll buttons'll never be the same, but the Cloudson's ready to play the scrolin' game!
69-73
{Schoolstar Swiggle clicks on, "Email" on the new Cloudson 583.}
SCHOOLSTAR SWIGGLE:Airstar's missin', but we scroll on, Homsar44withpie says Comedy Central advertises "Pr0n"?
73-75
{Airstar Flyer clicks on, "Email" on the new Cloudson 583.}
AIRSTAR FLYER: Get back! Why these scroll buttons all on my screen, scrollin' a whole buncha crap I ain't spinning THAT gear. Get back, scrollies! You know better than that. Get back scrollies! You know better than that.
