Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/Not Qute Emails/holiday scenes

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{Cut to Airstar in the blimp.}

AIRSTAR:Hello. My hiatus started on May 1st 2006 and ended on January 4 2007. That's 6 months and 4 days! So, over that time there were holdiays that would've had specials if I wasn't on a hiatus. So, here's scenes from all the main holidays since May 1st.

{We cut to Airstar giving his mom Breathstar a present on Mother's day}

AIRSTAR:Here you go, mom.

{She takes it.}

BREATHSTAR:Thanks.

{She opens it. It's a puppy. She throws it away from her.}

BREATHSTAR:Airstar, i'm allergic to puppies!

AIRSTAR:Yeah, the packaging must've got mixed up. Where's your real present?

{Cut to a dog shelter worker looking at a computer in one of there shelters.}

WORKER:This is not a dog! STUPID UPS!

{Cut to Airstar on top of his blimp putting up an american flag.}

AIRSTAR:There we go.

SCHOOLSTAR:{Offscreen} THE BLIMP IS MOVING NOW, AIRSTAR!

AIRSTAR:WHAT?!?

{He flies off the blimp}

AIRSTAR:AAAAHH!

{It cuts to Airstar giving his dad Oxygenstar a wrapped gift on Father's day.}

AIRSTAR:There you go.

OXYGENSTAR:Thanks Airstar!

{He opens it. It's a new blimp engine. He smiles.}

OXYGENSTAR:Wow! I'ma try it out on you're blimp!

AIRSTAR:Okay!

{He walks offscreen. 10 Seconds later you hear an explosion and Oxygenstar runs about on fire.}

BREATHSTAR:THE CHUCK!

{The Chuck comes. He pulls out a hose and puts the fire out.}

BREATHSTAR:Every freakin' year.

{It cuts to Independence day. Airstar, Schoolstar and The Chuck are watching fireworks from their blimp.}

AIRSTAR:Happy fireworks The Chuck!

THE CHUCK:Meh!

SCHOOLSTAR:Isn't this a little unsafe?

AIRSTAR:Shut up.

{A firework hits the blimp and it explodes. The gang escapes using parachutes. Cut to the stick. Airstar lands and gets his head impaled on the stick. Thatkidsam falls on him afterwards.}

THATKIDSAM:Oh, cheap.

{Cut to Columbus day. Airstar is standing next to the flag of America. He looks determined. Schoolstar comes in.}

SCHOOLSTAR:What are you doing?

AIRSTAR:Trying to salute the flag. But I have no arms. So it's hard.

SCHOOLSTAR:Okay...

{The Chuck comes in dressed as Christopher Columbus.}

THE CHUCK:Come on, Airstar! Let's move this blimp towards the school for the Columbus day play!

AIRSTAR:Okay!

{Cut to the auditorium. The Chuck is on the stage in a cardboard ship. He's dressed as Columbus still. Airstar's dressed as a expeditioner.}

CHUCKLOMBUS:There it is! China! I can see the large factories!

{The audience laughs. Cut to Halloween night. Airstar is dressed up as Mike Bannister, a famous pilot. The Chuck is dressed as Lassie and Schoolstar is dressed up as Stephen J. Hawking. They are in the blimp.}

AIRSTAR:Alright you juys! Were goin' to a Halloween party! Except for you, Schoolstar! You can go to a pre-school party or something! You ready The Chuck?

CHUCKASSIE:Meh!

AIRSTAR BANNISTER:All set!

SCHOOLSTAR J. HAWKING:Why can't I go?

AIRSTAR BANNISTER:Becuase you're a loser! Let's go!

{Cut to a Halloween party. It's in a large blimp. Everybody seems to be confused.}

AIRSTAR BANNISTER:Why is it still light out?

CHUCKASSIE:I don't know!

{Superstar Hoopster dressed up as Shaq comes to the microphone on the stage}

SHAQERSTAR HOOPSTER:Alright peoples, our top FCUSA men are working round' the clock to find Halloween night. Until then, keep-a-partyin'!

{The crowd cheers in agreement}

AIRSTAR BANNISTER:So what's up Senor Cardgage?

{Senor Cardgage comes in dressed as Mony Python and the Holy grail's black night.}

SENOR CARDGAGE BLACKNIGHT:None shall exipass Betsy.

AIRSTAR:Okay...

{It cuts to Airstar, The Chuck, Schoolstar, Oxygenstar, and Breathstar at a long table in the blimp. There is a turkey in the middle of it. And lots of food around.}

AIRSTAR:Let's eat!

{Everyone starts eating.}

THE CHUCK:You know, I love this Thanksgiving lolipop! {He takes a lick.}

OXYGENSTAR:No lolipops at dinner!

{Oxygenstar takes the lolipop away from him. His eyes grow angry.}

AIRSTAR:Big mistake, dad.

{The Chuck attacks Oxygenstar and bites him.}

OXYGENSTAR:AGGGGHGHAGHG!

{They both fall.}

AIRSTAR:That is feirce. He's like a lion.

{It cuts to a Decemberween tree in the blimp.}

AIRSTAR:Alright! Mom!

BREATHSTAR:Yes?

{Airstar lifts up a present.}

AIRSTAR:This is for you.

{She opens it. It's a recorder case.}

BREATHSTAR:A recorder! Now I can play music!

AIRSTAR:Yep! Open the case up!

{She opens it up. There's a fish instead of a recorder.}

AIRSTAR:What the? Where'd your recorder go?

{Cut to an aquarium. A bunch of recorders are swimming in a fish tank. An angry guy is looking at it.}

:GUY:ARRRGGG! ANOTHER MIXUP! Just like the "crabs"!!!

{The camera swings over to a crabtank with guns in it. The camera swings back to the Recorder tank.}

GUY:STUPID UPS!

{Cut to Airstar at the door of the blimp at 11:58 on new year's eve. He's holding a wrench. The Chuck is next to him.}

AIRSTAR:Right at 12:00, i'm gonna drop this wrench. Start the stopwatch.

{The Chuck starts the stopwatch. 2 minutes later}

THE STOPWATCH:BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

{Airstar drops the wrench.}

BUBS:{Offscreen} OWWW!

{Fire works set off and deflate the blimp.}

AIRSTAR:AAAHHH!

THE CHUCK:MEEEEEEEEHHH!

{The blimp crashes into the camera. The camera goes out and shows a drawing of The Chuck unplugging a plug. The top says, "2007 difficulties" It cuts back to Airstar who is asleep on the couch. The Chuck wakes him.}

AIRSTAR:WHA?! Oh right! Anyway, those are the holidays we missed! G'bye!

{The paper comes down}