Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/Network Meeting

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{Cut to Aruseus from Aruseus Emails and Airstar in suits at the front of a long table in an office. NeoStinkoman and Literale are sitting to the right and left of the table. Behind them is a chart that says "FCE Ratings" at the top with a squiggley line going up and down.}

ARUSEUS:Thank you for coming to the FCE Network's annual meeting. I am president of the FCE Network.

AIRSTAR:And I am Vice President.

NEOSTINKOMAN:I'm the Chairman.

LITERALE:I'm the Vice Chairman.

AIRSTAR:And the rest of you are whatever. Now, FCE's rating is 8,850.

ARUSEUS:And our main competition is the OCE Network.

AIRSTAR:Their ratings are 3,177. But that's only because of their new format. They'll be ahead of us in no time.

ARUSEUS:So, any suggestions to improve FCE?

{Cut to the other end of the table. Lamestar Seller is there.}

AIRSTAR:{Sigh.} Yes, Lamestar?

LAMESTAR SELLER:I know I have the lowest job in FCE, because i'm just a Temp and I have zero emails, but I think we should get a new logo.

ARUSEUS:Are you kdding? This one is great.

{He pulls down a logo, much like the FOX Network logo, except it says "FCE".}