Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/Monkey D's Summer 08'
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{We start out at Airstar sitting on the inflatable green couch watching tv in his TV room.}
AIRSTAR:Finally. Summer has arrived. No being captured or checking emails during break, right?
{Schoolstar comes in.}
SCHOOLSTAR:Wrong!
AIRSTAR:What?!
SCHOOLSTAR:But don't worry! You can still have fun! I'll put in this instructional tape for you.
{Schoolstar puts the tape in the VCR. Close up on the TV screen. It shows a graphic of a bubble with "Monkey D's Summer Tips" inside, with Monkey D right next to it wearing a shirt that says "Summer of Yeardy-Year" with "Copyright 200X" in the corner. Cut to Monkey D lying on the beach.}
MONKEY D:You know Monkey D is all about partying, so he should know how to enjoy Summer even if you have to check emails! So Summer of Two-Thousand-{Microsoft Sam Voice} Eight {Regular voice.} Can be funner than ever! Heres suggestion number one! Check emails, while surfboarding!
{Cut to Monkey D on his laptop on a surfboard catching waves.}
MONKEY D:DEAR MONKEY D, I FOUND OUT THE NAMES OF STRONG BAD'S PARENTS ARE-{Wipes out into the ocean. Cut to Monkey D in front of an amusement park called Six 1/2 Flags, with Six and half a flag above it. Lots of roller coasters are seen in the background.}
MONKEY D:Or, you could check it on a roller coaster ride!
{Cut to Monkey D on the "StrongBadMan" which is like The Super Man, on his laptop riding down.}
MONKEY D:{Speaks like this because of lips smacking together.}"'DBEARB MONKEYB DB, BBBBBBBBBBB!!!! {The laptop blows away.}
{Cut to Monkey D in front of The Washington Monument, wearing a shirt that says "Candidate Candidate 0year'"}
MONKEY D:Or you could check an email on top of the Washington Monument!
{Cut to Monkey D and his laptop sitting on the tip of the monument.}
MONKEY D:AHHHHH!!!!!!
{Cut to Monkey D checking an email on the Lincoln Monument's lap.}
MONKEY D:Now this is more American than Apple Pie and torture! So remember, Summer can be fun with emails to be-a checkin'!
{The video ends. Cut back to Airstar on the blow-up couch.}
AIRSTAR:Stupid monkey.
SCHOOLSTAR:DO NOT insult Monkey D you heathen!
AIRSTAR:Whose callin' me a heathen?! My parents took me to church once! In fact, I remember my childhood summer like it was about to happen in a wavy flashback.
{Cut to Lil' Airstar in the feild during the summer of 1986.}
LIL' AIRSTAR:{Sigh.} Man. This summer better be fun, becuase i'm boreder than a non-sequitir word.
{Lil' Homestar walks in.}
LIL' HOMESTAR:Hey Lil' Airstar! You ready to party at the local pool?
LIL' AIRSTAR:Ehh...i'm not sure I want to go to a pool that tastes like band-aids and urine.
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{Cut back to Lil' Airstar and Lil' Homestar.}
LIL' HOMESTAR:Come on, it's the 80's! It's Hammer time!
LIL' AIRSTAR:You said that about the 70's. Back when you could barely talk.
LIL' HOMESTAR:Come on!
LIL' AIRSTAR:Fine!
{Cut to Lil' Airstar swimming around in the pool with Lil' Homestar, Lil' Strong Bad, Lil' Strong Mad and Li'l Pom-Pom.}
LIL' STRONG BAD:Ohh! It's that weirdo who lives in a blimp!
LIL' HOMESTAR:Hey! He's my cousin.
LIL' STRONG BAD:Whatever. Let's just play Sharks and Minos. Or Sharks and smaller, more feminine sharks. Or Reagan and Mondale. Whatever.
LIL' AIRSTAR:How about Jets and Planes?
LIL' STRONG MAD:WHAT??
{Then, Lil' Water Bad swims up.}
LIL' WATER BAD:Looks like someone needs to get in touch with the ground people!
EVERYBODY EXCEPT LIL' HOMESTAR AND LIL' AIRSTAR:{Light laughter.}
{Lil' Darknight swims up.}
LIL' DARKNIGHT:Hey everybody, back off. Airstar is my friend. And unless some calendar incident makes our frienship become rivalry, we will always be friends.
LIL' STRONG BAD:Airstar has a girlfriend! Airstar has a girlfriend!
LIL' HOMESTAR:This both sucks and sucks. Let's go to a less jerky place.
LIL' AIRSTAR:Yeah. Wanna go get beef jerky?
LIL' HOMESTAR:Tottaly bro, let's do it!
LIL' DARKNIGHT:I'm coming too.
LIL' AIRSTAR:Cool.
{Cut to a Marshmallow's last stand booth. Lil' Airstar and Lil' Darknight are sitting on one side, while Homestar sits on the other, and they're all eating jerky and marshmallows.}
LIL' AIRSTAR:I feel like sumer of 86' is gonna be like heaven in a bottle, or at least a tupperware container. Specifically BubsWare Tupperware.
{He holds up BubsWare tupperware with lasangna In it.}
LIL' AIRSTAR:It locks in freshness!
LIL' DARKNIGHT:Whatever. All I want to do on a summer night is lay back and watch the stars, and enjoy a cool, refreshing can of {Holds up can of Brown Cola.} Brown Cola! Since 1920.
LIL' HOMESTAR:That's nothing. These Schenectady Crispies are so freakin' good, they taste, thrice. Once in your mouth, once in you asophugus, and once in your...lungs?
{Cut back to Airstar and Schoolstar in the TV room.}
AIRSTAR:I remember it well.
SCHOOLSTAR:I'm sure you do.
AIRSTAR:But it's time to focus on Summer 2008!
{You hear the Baloney Sammich Truck song.}
BUBS:BAAALOONEEEEY!
AIRSTAR:It's the Baloneyman!
{Cut to the truck stopping in the feild while Airstar, The Chuck and Schoolstar as well as Strong Bad, Homestar, Coach Z and Strong Sad run up to it too. Airstar walks up.}
AIRSTAR:Hey, Bubs.
BUBS':What do you want, thief?
AIRSTAR:Uhhh...i'd like the Gumball Suprise, Great Master. {Smiles a fake smile.}
BUBS:Hey, your alright, Airstar! Here ya go. {Hands him the Gumball Supries Sammich.}
AIRSTAR:Thanks.
{Bleep. Strong Bad is there, ordering.}
STRONG BAD:Yeah, i'd like the non-Sammich yogurt crap that they sell at these places.
BUBS:Yup! It's Low-Fat, if you believe.
STRONG BAD:I'll have that.
BUBS:It's a grinded up baloney sammich, with little black things that people spit out! {He holds up the yougurt to Strong Bad.}
