Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/Explanation

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{The scene starts with an episode of The Show AM. Homestar is at the mic.}

HOMESTAR: The purge is over and AFMails are back! But why is Season 11 cut short? Is it because of fashion???

{The women in the audience start cheering and giggling.}

HOMESTAR: No it is not.

{The woman express their dissapointment.}

HOMESTAR:I sat down with Airstar Flyer in an inclusive interview.

{Cut to Homestar in a suit with no tie, talking to Airstar, who for some reason has big sunglasses and a Brad Pitt beard, with a potted plant in between them in a room with red walls.}

HOMESTAR:Airstar, what did the purge do to production?

AIRSTAR:It shut production down. We had plots that were going to be used in the future and storylines that were never used, so some storylines we had to write into future episodes for when we got back and some we just had to throw out. We never got to resolve the "Airstar Missing" plot and the purge just took too long. That's why Season 11 will be four E-mails and Season 12 will be nine E-mails. We had to cut Season 11 in half.

HOMESTAR: But seven is not divisible by 2.

AIRSTAR:{Stares blankly} How do you know that?

HOMESTAR: Maths. Mathing class.

AIRSTAR:There he is!

DONE.