Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/Dream job(s)

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SUNDAY, APRIL 8, 2007

{Airstar clicks on his email icon}

AIRSTAR:Airstar emails, for 1 and a half years. It's like a religion.

DEAR AIRSTAR! SPORTS ARE FUN SOMETIMES! PLAY THEM SOME? YOURS, THECHEESE

AIRSTAR:Yes, sports are fun sometimes, but, this must be the wrong email, because this one's called "Dream jobs" So...next email!

Hi Airstar, If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? Your comrade, TheCheese

AIRSTAR:Why do you email me so much? Jeez. Anyway, my dream job would be...a spy disguised as a paper boy.

{Cut to Airstar riding a bicycle throughout the suburbs. He throws a newspaper at Strong Bad's house.}

AIRSTAR:Little does he know, there's a recorder in that newspaper. Heh heh.

{Cut to Strong Bad walking out of his house to get the newspaper. He picks it up and goes inside. Cut to inside Strong Bad's kitchen. He puts it down on the counter. The Cheat walks up to him.}

STRONG BAD:We're gonna break into the FCUSA bank and steal all of there money.

{Cut to Airstar on his bike listening to the conversation on his iPod.}

STRONG BAD'S VOICE:ALL OF IT!

AIRSTAR:Bank robbery being planned at Strong Bad's house. Charlie 45, Lindsay Lohan 678! Robert Loga 229!

VOICE:Roger. Moving in on Dr.Demento 73.

{Cut back to Airstar's computer.}

AIRSTAR:There we go. That's a good job. But also, there's land-phobia that could kick in. So...anyway...there is another dream job of AIRMAN!!! No, scratch that. BIRDMAN!!! I'd be an undercover superhero flyin' around Gothbam FCUSA.

{Cut to a 20's-like city. "BIRDMAN BEGINS!" appears on screen. We cut to Airstar's parents, Oxygenstar and Breathstar in 20's style clothes with Li'l 10 year old Airstar walking down the street.}

BREATHSTAR:Did you like the opera, Airyface?

LI'L AIRSTAR:Don't call me that, mom. I'm 10. And no. The opera was infinetly annoying.

OXYGENSTAR:Come on, Airyface.

[They walk down a back alley.}

OXYGENSTAR:This place seems dangerous, Airyface.

{Strong Bad comes from the shadows with a gun and a tattoo of The Cheat on his face.}

STRONG BAD:Gimme all you're money!

BOTH:Never!

{Strong Bad stabs both of Airstar's parents.}

OXYGENSTAR:AVENGE ME!! AUGHGH!!

LI'L AIRSTAR:NOOOO!

{Strong Bad runs away. Cut to a graveyard. Li'l Airstar is looking at his parent's grave.}

LI'L AIRSTAR:I want to avenge you, but I don't know how.

{Airstar's grampa walks up to him.}

GRAMPA FLYER:I'll get you in shape to kill the person who killed my son and his wife. In an old-timey fashion!

{A montage of Airstar excercising follows. We cut to Airstar's parent's old-timey blimp. Li'l Airstar is buffed up. Grampa is next to him.}

GRAMPA FLYER:Good. Now you're ready to become...BIRDMAN!

{Grampa holds out a tan superhero outfit with wings.}

AIRSTAR:{Voiceover} So Birdman was born. He wanted to find the person who killed his parents and kill him. He had a Cheat tattoo on his face. He finally found him 20 years later.

{Cut to a 30 year old Birdman beating up Strong Bad wearing a green mask.}

BIRDMAN:Now I will take off you're mask!

{He takes off the mask and a Cheat tattoo is on his face.}

BIRDMAN:IT'S YOU! YOU KILLED MY PARENTS!!!

{Birdman kicks him off the building.}

STRONG BAD:AAAAAGHHHHHH! I HATE YOUOOOOO! WATCH "THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE" ON NBC!!!

{Cut back to Airstar at his computer.}

AIRSTAR:But I guess i'll just keep workin' for Jon Stewart until later.

{A ringtone of the "Up, Up, and away" plays. Airstar picks up the phone.}

AIRSTAR:Hello?

JON STEWART:DID YOU SELL THE FREAKIN' T-SHIRTS?!

AIRSTAR;Yes, yes.

JON STEWART:YOU BETTER HAVE! MORO-

{Airstar hangs up.}

AIRSTAR:Okay, bye everybloody!

{The paper comes down.}

Fun Facts

Lindsay Lohan is an actor.

Rober Loga is somebody.

Dr.Demento is someone.

"Thank God You're Here" is a show that used to be on NBC.

Jon Stewart is a comedian who hosts Comedy Central's "The Daily Show".