Other Character Email 1-Up/nebulon'sstory

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Mitchell tells the story about the truth of Nebulon.

Cast (in order of appereance): Mitchell, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, Nebulon, Coach Z, 1-Up

Transcript

{Cuts to Mitchell sitting in a chair}

MITCHELL: Hello, Everyone. You guys are complaining about Nebulon and NEB-1. This is to stop the argument. I still agree that NEB-1 is the 20X6 form of Nebulon. But, Nebulon is still alive in 20X6. To make more sence, I think I'll tell you the story.

{Mitchell opens the book in his hands. Cuts to a flashback. Every single Present-Day character is gathered together in the field}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: ...and that's how we make toast.

MARZIPAN: Homestar, this is a very serious situation. Even Strong Bad is upset.

{Cuts to Strong Bad. He's running around in circles}

STRONG BAD: WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA DIE!

STRONG MAD: WE'RE GONNA DIE!

STRONG SAD: Finally. We're going to die.

{Cuts to Nebulon with Coach Z}

COACH Z: So, this might not be the best time to ask, Norbulon, but why don't you change your style?

{The sky flares red. Nebulon begins rushing away from everyone. A meteor begins decending from the sky. At the last second, Nebulon skids to the edge and jumps on it. Cuts back to Mitchell}

MITCHELL: Nebulon survived at the last minute by something with the probability of 0.00000000000000000001 percent. But, It was because of a support unit created by Master Sticklyman. It was called "PEB-1." It took over Nebulon and kept him alive. In return, Nebulon had a cursed life and did evil. So, Now Nebulon turns into NEB-1 whenever someone is asking for a challenge.

{Cuts to the moon}

1-UP: Hey, Eyeball. Can you tell me where the end boss is?

{Nebulon turns into NEB-1 slowly with his big teeth and fatter body and rises up over 1-Up}

1-UP: Okay, Cool. Tell me when he gets here.

{Cuts back to Mitchell in a chair}

MITCHELL: So, Do you understand? NEB-1 is not just an ordinary alien. He is the combined force of Nebulon and PEB-1.

{Cuts to Nebulon and Charles watching the whole thing on his computer}

NEBULON: Woah. That is tottaly wrong. I am defintly not NEB-1. My name is Nebulon. Nothing has taken over me.

CHARLES: Whatever. I'm going to buy some pudding.

{Charles leaves. The credits roll}