Other Character Email 1-Up/Scroll Button Raps

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New Scroll Button Songs

  • Email 131-Current: {rap beat} Yo, scroll buttons, back here 2010! Controllin' ma scrollin', it's 1-Up Emails again! There's lots of fun, games, pudding... Stinkoman and sumfon'! Come on, ya'll, back with the scroll button!

Old Scroll Button Songs

  • Email 130: Scroll buttons, I'm really sad to go. But, there is something you must know. Something, something then you'll see... err... oh, forget it! {runs off}
  • Emails 128-129: Kids, if you wanna be cool and have no arms. Then go on ahead, and bring out the scrollin' charms. {deep voice} Scroll buttons!
  • Emails 123-127: We have a new guest tonight. His name is SB, which stands for {singing in high voice} scroll buttons.
  • Emails 119-122: {singing, at the tune of "The Final Countdown" song} The final scroll-down! Doo-doo doo dooooo! Doo-doo-doo dee-doo! Doo-doo doo dooooo! The final scroll-down!
  • Emails 112-118: {singing, at the sound of rock n' roll music} IT'S ROCK N' SCROLL BUTTONS! SCROLL BUTTONS! SCROLL! IT! DOWN! YEAH! {rock n' roll music fades out}
  • Emails 107-111: Woah. It's been a while.
  • Emails 70-106: {singing} Scroll Button, Scroll Button with the mind. You won't beleive the power you can find.
  • Emails 65-69: {singing} Orano is one of the Five 20X6 Fighting Elite. Scroll Buttons, If I can't beat him I'll fall to feet.
  • Emails 59-64: {singing} That Living-Dead Person has Marzichan. Look, Scroll Buttons! It's Stinkoman! {stops singing} Oh, Wait. That's just a zombie.
  • Emails 55-58: Now I am homeless. But, scroll buttons are still here. Send me some emails or I'll have to drink beer.
  • Emails 50-54: I am 1-Up and this is my show. Give me good ratings or I'll go low!
  • Emails 43-49: ...and that's why I like to scroll with Scroll Buttons.
  • Emails 40-42: Scroll of the Buttons so give me a Seven. Make sure that seven eventualy turns into Eleven.
  • Emails 37-39: 1-UP: Tampo likes Scroll Buttons!
TAMPO: {offscreen} No! I don't!
1-UP: Tampo doesn't like muffins!
TAMPO: {offscreen} Yes! I do!
  • Emails 34-36: {sings} Cool! Cool! Scroll Buttons and keep it Long. I'll stop singing at the end of this Song!
  • Emails 32-33: {raps} Scroll Buttons are what take you out of Jail and that is why you must send an e-mail.
  • Emails 28-31: Welcome to Scroll Buttons. Would you like a Combo Meal?
  • Emails 25-27: {raps} I'm in the future where the enemies rule. I need to get home or I'll be used like a Tool!
  • Emails 23-24: {raps} Scroll it, Control it and have some Pudding. {stops rapping} Err... What rhymes with Pudding?
  • Emails 21-22: I wanna be the scroll buttons, too!
  • Emails 14-20: {raps} Scroll it! Scroll it! And come on down! I'll show you some pudding until you're brown!
  • Emails 11-13: Well, umm... Scroll Buttons... Do you feel like a Challenge?!
  • Emails 6-10: E-mail is a good time for me, woo-oo-doo singing, e-mail is a good time for everybody!
  • Emails 0-5: I need those uppy-downy things! {talking about scroll buttons}