Other Character Email 1-Up/Fan Emails/Dumbness

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1-Up Fan Email #1!

Luke asks about 1-Up's dumbness.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Stinko Man, Hello Kitty, Allknowing Brain, Homsar{easter egg}

Transcript

1-UP: There is only one thing I love more than email! Pudding! 

Dear 1-up
  You seem pretty dumb. Is there any way you can get smarter?
               Luke


1-UP: I dumb? Wow, Stinkoman was right! I should have known from the way those mushrooms were flying around his head. But, because I'm to dumb, I wouldn't have known. Mabey I can go to a museum to learn!{Cut to 1-up at a museum. 1-up is half asleep.} Sooooooooo boring.Ah..Ahhhhhh.....ACHOOOOO!!!!{Sneezes all over the Mona Lisa. Cut back to computer} That was not a very fun trip. I'm still as dumb as a pine cone! Mabey Stinky can help me!

{Cut to Stinkoman in the feild talking to someone}

STINKOMAN: Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a challenge??!!!{ Pan out to see Hello Kitty standing there in a Karate oufit. She waves her hand signaling to bring it on. They both jump high into the air.} Huuyaeh! {1-up appears)

1-UP: Hey Stinkoman! I need your help!

STINKOMAN: Aw man! Its you! {Falls to the ground} Sorry Cat of Mystery! We're gonna have to reschedule. Say, same time tomorrow? {Hello Kitty nods and then walks away} See ya! {Turns to face 1-up} So what do you want?

1-UP: Smart!

STINKOMAN: Oh then you should visit the brain of all knowladge! He lives on the top of that mountain! {Cut to screen that says "One mountain climb later}.

1-UP: I made it up the mountain!{Walks in a cave} Hi wisdom brain! {Pan out to see a giant brain in a jar}

BRAIN: Hello 1-UP.

1-UP: How do you know my name?!

BRAIN: {sarcasticly)It says it on your shirt.. {Normal voice) How do you think!? I'm a frekin brain! What do you want?

1-UP: Can you make me smarter? {1-UP gets blown through the wall and into his computer room} Well that was a waste of time.

Easter Eggs

  • Click on waste to see a painting of Homsar as the Mona Lisa.
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