Other Character Email 1-Up/Email-100-Preview

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Cast (in appereance of order): 1-Up, Tampo, Orano, Dark Stinkoman,

Transcript

{Cuts to 1-Up in a virtual chamber with a big black robot}

1-UP: You're the reason my parents are dead...

{Cuts to Tampo with 1-Up working together}

NARRATOR: From the creator of "Dangeresque 5: Dangeresque Everywhere" and "1-Up Emails..."

{Cuts to a close-up of Tampo}

TAMPO: Well, Well. It looks like 1-Up does indeed have his dark side.

{Cuts to ??? and Dark Stinkoman talking}

???: {in Orano's voice} Do you think that Project Ken will be the perfect robot?

DARK STINKOMAN: Well, It was originally created by Homestar Runner to be Ben's brother. But now that Homestar Runner is gone, We can use Project Ken to destroy 1-Up and take the Dark Elf Wand.

{Cuts to 1-Up fighting Dark Stinkoman}

NARRATOR: A Smith Production...

1-UP: Why did I create you in the first place?

DARK STINKOMAN: Who cares.

{Cuts to 1-Up with Marzichan's Wand}

NARRATOR: 1-Up Email 100: Project Ken.

{Cuts to 1-Uo with his eyes red}

1-UP: You will pay!

NARRATOR: Coming Soon...