Lazlo319 Emails/AltEp2

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The Tazlo gets a virus, and thus, it must suffer...

Cast (In order of appearance)

Computer(s): Tazlo 319, BrickType 350

Lazlo319

Strong Bad (Voice Only)

Transcript

{Cuts to Lazlo, typing on his Tazlo "Lazlo319_Emails.exe" in his room}

LAZLO319: Checkin' mah emails! All of da time!!!

{Tazlo says:'CRITICAL ERROR! SHUTTING DOWN! 03464545' then turns off}

LAZLO319: What the? Oh, please don't tell me the war broke this thing!!!

{Lazlo keeps on mashing the start button, but nothing happens. He gives up after the 10th try}

LAZLO319: {Sad sigh} I guess its time...

{Lazlo grabs a shotgun and pumps it, then shoots the Tazlo. The Tazlo has a large hole in it. He then picks it up and kicks it out of the room. He looks through his trash can and then he finds a retro computer. He places it on his desk, plugs it in, then boots it up. The computer boots up and says:}

THANK YOU FOR PURCHUSING A BRICKTYPE 350!
WE HLOP YOU ENJJOY THIS!

LAZLO319: {Starts smiling} Heh! With an attitude like that, I am gonna get along with it juuuuuuuuuust fine!{Looks at keyboard} Hello, whats this?

{Camera cuts to keyboard with a button saying: 'Print Paper'. Lazlo pushs it and a paper saying Click here to email ??? in blue text}

LAZLO319: {Elvis grin} Thats convenient. I'd better set up my program and stuff. Then I'll email Strong Bad a reminder to give back my dorritoes...

STRONG BAD: {Voice only} Hey! I said that I burnt them by accident!

LAZLO319: Ugh... Nevermind...

{Video freezes}