Lazlo319 Emails/AltEp1

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How I survived the Purge

Cast (In order of appearence)

Computer: Tazlo 319

• Lazlo319
• Homestar Runner
• Random User

Transcript

{Its black, then white text emerges saying IT WAS A LONG WAR... then after 4 seconds, it fades away, then shows a WWII-themed beach with people fighting. In a trench, there is HOMESTAR and LAZLO319}

LAZLO319: {Faces Homestar} Oh god... This is terrible... A year has passed, nearly two... The boys haven't stated its safe.

HOMESTAR: Lazlo... The was should be over soon. Strong Bad told me that, so then he can have my 5 bucks.

{A RANDOM USER enters the trench and looks at Lazlo319}

RANDOM USER: {Smiling} Lazlo! Its safe! The war's over!

LAZLO319: Yay! Homestar, let's go and rebuild the wiki!

HOMESTAR: Alright...

{The RANDOM USER, LAZLO319 and HOMESTAR get out of the trench, then they leave. Cuts to Lazlo's House, where LAZLO319 comes in, carrying his Tazlo 319, and then he sets it onto the table. Cuts to behind Lazlo's head, facing the Tazlo.}

LAZLO319: Alright... Lemme see if I can still do this...

{LAZLO319 writes down 'Lazlo319_Emails.exe' and it loads an email program. The screen says 'NO EMAILS'}

LAZLO319: {sighs} At least I got it open. I just need emails. Go email me!

{LAZLO319 grabs a black piece of paper and a blue marker and writes Click Here to Email Meh! and shows it to the camera.}