Homsar's Tasteball e-mail/Rappingman

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Homsar reveals homestar's secret indenity. or something.

CAST: Homsar,Homestar,Strong bad

DATE: 14.04.10

PAGE TITLE: Rapping? HOMSAR??

Transcipt

{Cut to the Homsar apperantly making the paper.}

HOMSAR: Which time is on buuurger. I am faster then ferrariii. (Allright. The paper. Check. E-mail song. Check.) {He sats on the computer and starts typing "Open homsar e-mails"} We's be the best magnas eeever. (We got the Homsar snailmail out of the daay so i can start my own e-maail. Now there are toss of e-ma-)

0 e-mails haddiman :D.
Nah just kidding. You got a one.
Open it? Y/N

{Homsar presses Y and the e-mail appears.}

Yo Homslice,
Do ya ever rap, man?
Because, dude I bet you got a natural beat
a rapping feat that can't be beat.
Catch ya later dawg,
Remmy O'lay

HOMSAR: (Uhh.. {Starts typing} Actually i tried it once. But since nobody understands me...)

{Cut to the stage where homsar sings. Crickets chirp and nobody seems to be here.}

HOMSAR: Doodododo click click doodododo click click doodododo doodododo doodododo click click {Yo peeps its the homsar heere bringing out an new career now im rapper, not a chapper, Wat wat im your dot.}

{Cut back to homsar's room.}

HOMSAR: (I sometimes wish i could get crushed again.. Anyway sleeping REMmy. There is a one rapper in the town. And its not coach Z. Belive it or not Homestar has {An easter egg can be clickable with homestarmy poster "Do you homestar has to join homestarmy?"}an secret indenity. Hes named "Rappingman" You can find him at 9 PM At the stick.)

{Cut to the field where homestar has a skull neclace,an black shirt and an odd face}

HOMESTAR: Yo homiez! Its'a the Homerun hitter with two new peeping tracks straight from your mother's jokes! {Cracks up} Which is funny.. Since i consider Teh marzipan as my momma.. {Normal} Well. Enjoy gangsta. {An beat starts} We introduce the music about all 12 characters. Note that i copyed it from the {Reserve} mooo-oo-ooo-o-o-on

Theres the homestar,Freakin peep Hes a joyful fellow who can rap Even though hes kinda deep. Coach Z suprises me when he pats (Wat) Wa-o-wa-o-wa-owa-WAT! wa-o-wa-o-wa-owa-WAT!

Then theres Baddy (Saddy,maddy) Which are the bros (Cheaty,meaty) Even though they hate candyy.. (Cheated,deleted)

STRONG BAD: {offscreen} NO I NOT!

Theese guys are duuumps. Wa-owa-owa-owa-WAT Wa-owa-owa-owa-WAT

Then theres gir-

HOMSAR: {Record scrath}DAA! Which domino your son of a momma will roll! (Hey thats better then coach Z! Continue!)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: ... {Walks away} My secret indenity was revealed..Im really Momma..

{Cut to the computer room} HOMSAR: (Well you see. I cant rap,coach Z is a rapper however a bad one,And Homestar is an awesome one but he quitted.I really shoud'lnt commant.. Okay the paper! Roll it!

{An blue paper comes down reading "E-MAIL HOMSAR! NAO!}

HOMSAR: Up up down down could make another round.. (Whoa chill out. Its the second e-mail. Hmm.. This e-mail was too short. I need to convince homestar to back up his indenity.. how? {Ding} Allright!

{A quick fade out. Homestar is standing near the computer. Homsar types something and homestar reads it}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Reads slowly} Worship.. raiku..or.. i .. break.. your..neck.

HOMSAR: Moo? (WHAT?) {Goes into the computer and sees the exact same words.} (What the..)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welp! Gotta go. Some guy remmy offered me an proposition. {Runs off}

HOMSAR: {Types} (Oh. So you letted Homestar into your gangsta team? Well i dont mind. But atleast let homestar at the stick.. How about this convincing you? Hey yo letting homebrow joining homie? Nothing special yo,but let him at the dawg stick at the 9 PM. I Have the pistol newbiez so make the decision or my dawg club will attack you.

{Cut to the field where tons of homsar's which skull shirts are standing.}

DAWG CLUB: DAAA! We almost catch'd homiez!

{The paper goes down}