Homsar's Tasteball e-mail/A new life (Not really)
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Homestar has been scammed by Bubs. However not by homsar.
Cast (In order of appearance): Homestar,bubs,strong bad,homsar,Marzipan
Places: Bubs conession stand,Strong bad's computer room,The field,Homsar reservation.
Computer: Homputer.
Date: 6 May 2010
Page title: Heeeeeeeeere's Homsaaaaar.
Transcipt
{Cut to bubs consession stand. Homestar is standing and seeks trough a box "'aught for crap". Bubs walks in}
BUBS: Hey what do you think your doing with my toilet?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Your WHAT? {Homestar turns back and has a ducky on his head.}
BUBS: Nevermind. Whatcha lookin for?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Typing TV-like machine.
BUBS: You mean an computer? Uhh.. you wont find one in my toilet..
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Maybe we should cut off the topic. Got any compys left?
BUBS: Heck yea! (Bubs reveals a really dirty computer shaped like an egg.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Umm.. Whats this crap?
BUBS: Its an Homputer. You can shape it like an egg,Potato,Or an super duper pie!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Bubs. The last time strong bad replaced an computer with a steak sandwich hes popularity almost gone to -10000 and so on points!
{Cut to Strong bad apperantly "Typing" on steak sandwich}
STRONG BAD: And thats why potatoes cant destroy new york. Ok i gotta go eat something!
{Strong bad starts to eat the sandwich while audience boos.}
STRONG BAD: Oh yea.. internet tastes good.. Nom nom.. {Cut back to homestar}
BUBS: Just take it allready! You ended your 0-second back money gurantee so theres no turning back.
{Homestar angrily swipes back the computer and walks out}
{Cut to homsar reservation. Homestar puts the computer in the middle and walks back mumbling. Homsar floats in and sees the computer.
HOMSAR: Daaaa! This butt will be my pefeect tennis wiiife! (Whoa who put this computer there?)
{Homsar brings it into his big cardboard box and sats down near it.
HOMSAR: Teletubbies will rock the wooorld (Allright lets see if i actually got any fans {Types e-mail.exe}
Dear Hom...sar
What kind of computer do you have? It must be pretty random, considering you...
and im out
Movie Magic Man
HOMSAR: {Types "I dunno i just got it from the middle of the reservation. Its shaped like an egg but lemme give a try...} Welcome to my tomato cluuuub. For dinner we haaaaaaaveeee {Homsar's hat floats randomly trough the have} michael jackson souuuul.
{Presses an random button on the mouse when marzipan walks by.
MARZIPAN: Hi Hom- {Marzipan head suddendly explodes} AHHH!
HOMSAR: Well Excuuuuse me mr.anderson! Would you like to have an jibberish tea with mee? (Woops.. wrong button.. hehe..}
{Quick cut to Homsar typing} Thanks for the visit alligotor! Would you like to support my hat team?? (Yea i dont think Marzipan will talk to me for some day. So anyways Rated triple M for triple mature:Thanks for the first e-mail and hope the power is with you.)Daaah i crap'd on your hotel coupooons (Uh.. wait the paper! I dident prepare the paper! er.. Preeeow {Cut to viev of Strong Sad}
HOMSAR: Moo.. PSHOOOO!
STRONG SAD: {Pause} PILLS WHERE ARE MY PILLS! {Runs off}
HOMSAR: Pills heeeere (Did somebody just talk'd?
Easter eggs
Click on Strong sad's trunk to viev an scene between homestar and marzipan.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Soo my little broom. Where are we going today? Homsar Reservation?
MARZIPAN: No.. hes stupid.. {Marzipan's head explodes}
HOMSAR: Niiice trick david koopafeeld! (I dident hear you!)
