Homestar Runner: The Movie/Part 1: Newborn Son

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Feature-Length Movies: Homestar Runner (part one)

Homestar Runner feels nervous about being a father, but when he sees his newborn child, he's happy that he's a father!

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Jr., Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Pom-Pom, Homeschool Winner, The Poopsmith, Marzipan, random mouse, random bunny, random cat, Bubs, Lappy 486, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, Homsar, Coach Z, The King of Town

Places (in order of appearance): The hospital, Marzipan's House, The Field, The Office, Bubs' Concession Stand, Gymnasium, Marshmallow's Last Stand, House of the Brothers Strong, Computer Room, The King of Town's Castle, Strong Sad's Room, The Arctic, The Moon, Outer Space, Free Country USA

Date: Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Length: 73 lines

Transcript

{Start to Videlectrix Films logo. The Videlectrix Mascot jogs across the screen, tripping in the middle. He gives a "thumbs up" signal, as in "Population: Tire".}

{Cut to a bird's view of Free Country USA. The words "The Brothers Chaps Present" appear on the screen, then disappear after six seconds. The words "In Association with Videlectrix Films" also appear for six seconds. The words "A Mike Chapman Film" also appear for six seconds.}

NARRATOR HOMESTAR, JR.: Who am I? Are you certain you wanna know? Well, first, here's this question: Are you different from your family in some ways? I am, and I'm rather used to it. Ever since the day I was born.

{Cut to Free Country USA hospital, outside a patient room. Homestar Runner is there (with balding brown hair), with Pom-Pom, Strong Bad, The Cheat and Homeschool Winner. Homestar looks nervous.}

STRONG BAD: Why are you so worried, Homestar? You're gonna be a father!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Stwong Bad, what if my baby or Mawzipan dies?

HOMESCHOOL WINNER: Well, Homestar, some births don't go as planned.

POM-POM: {bubbling noises} (Don't be afraid, Homestar. He or she could be a terrific athlete like you are.)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I actuawwy feew a wittle bettew.

{A crying sound is heard from the patient room. The Poopsmith walks in, dressed in nurse scrubs, with a mask over his face. He taps Homestar in the back.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: AH! {spins around} Nuwse Poopsmith? How's she dowing? Is the baby bown yet? Where can I get me a cool mask like that?

{The Poopsmith holds up a sign reading "It's a boy!"}

HOMESCHOOL WINNER: Just as I theorized. {excited} I'm an uncle!!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {impatiently} Lemme see lemme see lemme seeeeeeee!

{He pushes The Poopsmith aside and runs through the door. Strong Bad, Pom-Pom, The Cheat and Homeschool follow him. Cut to Marzipan, under the sheets on a bed, as Homestar walks up. She's holding a small boy, who resembles Homestar.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Mawzipan, Mawzipaaaaaaan! {very rapidly} How'we you doing? How's the baby doing? Is it doing okay? Does it need any wood-davews? I can get you wood-davews! I can get on the wood-davews train! C'mon, how awe you doing with the baby? Tell me evewything's okaaaaaay!

MARZIPAN: Settle down, Homestar. Everything's fine. Here, you wanna hold the baby yourself to see? Careful, don't drop him!

{Homestar nervously takes the bundle. Cut to behind the bundle, as Homestar, Strong Bad, Pom-Pom, The Cheat and Homeschool look into it. Homestar's eyes glow and he smiles widely.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Awwww! Isn't he adowable?!

{Cut to the baby. He resembles Homestar in every way, but his soles are red, and has a small patch of brown hair on his head.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Who should we name him?

{Cut to behind the bundle again.}

STRONG BAD: I was thinking about "Star Bad".

HOMESCHOOL WINNER: Isn't that taken?

STRONG BAD: {sarcastically} Oh, thanks for reminding me.

POM-POM: {bubbling noises} (I was thinking Pom Star.)

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises} (That's too lame of a name! How about Cheat Star?)

HOMESCHOOL WINNER: I was thinking we should name it after his father.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wet's caww him "Mini Me"! {He walks to Marzipan, Homestar Jr. in his arms.}

STRONG BAD: I think he means "Homestar Jr."

{Cut to Marzipan, with Homestar, Strong Bad, Pom-Pom, The Cheat, and Homeschool around her. The Cheat is on the bed, and Marzipan is holding Homestar Jr.}

MARZIPAN: He's so adorable...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw, thanks!

MARZIPAN: I meant the baby.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh.

{Cut to Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: I wanna know what is feels like to hold him.

MARZIPAN: Just be careful.

{Marzipan hands Strong Bad baby Homestar Jr. After a few seconds, Homestar Jr. kicks him for no reason.}

STRONG BAD: OW! {places Homestar Jr. on the bed} He did it on purpose!! Get him to say sorry to me!

HOMESCHOOL WINNER: Strong Bad, he was just born. You know he can't talk yet.

{Cut to baby Homestar Jr. and The Cheat on the bed. The Cheat is questioning Homestar Jr. in his language. Baby Homestar Jr. hugs and pets him. The Cheat feels a warm feeling, and smiles.}

{Cut to Pom-Pom.}

POM-POM: {bubbling noises} (Where's the baby?)

{Baby Homestar Jr.'s legs stick from between Pom-Pom's feet, and he lands on the floor.}

POM-POM: {bubbling noises} (So that's where he went to.)

{Baby Homestar Jr. crawls on the floor to Homestar. He kicks at his foot, gesturing he wants to be held.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Awww! He wants to be held! {bends over to pick him up}

{Cut the front door of Marzipan's house (interior). Homestar and Marzipan enter, with baby Homestar Jr. in their arms.}

MARZIPAN: Isn't it nice, Homestar? A child to our own.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm gwad I came up with the name.

{Cut to a bedroom. Homestar, Marzipan and baby Homestar Jr. enter. Marzipan places baby Homestar Jr. in a crib.}

MARZIPAN: This is your new crib. We hope you like it.

{Cut to baby Homestar Jr. looking curiously around the crib.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Awww! He's wooking at me!

MARZIPAN: He's got something else in mind, I think.

{Cut to Marzipan putting a blanket on Homestar Jr., who's head is resting on the pillow.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Awwww! Good night, my new-bown pwide and joy! {kisses him}

MARZIPAN: {kisses her son} Good night... Homestar Runner, Junior.

{They exit the room, and turn off the lights. Homestar Jr. is fast asleep in his crib.}

NARRATOR HOMESTAR, JR.: When I was asleep, I dreamt of my future, on what would occur to me. Eleven years later, I would be always ready for anything! My name... is Homestar Runner, Junior!

{The theme song starts with The Very Low Sodium Band's "Homestar Runner Tribute" playing. The words "Homestar Runner" appear on the screen as the children sing.}

CHILDREN: Everybody! Everybody! Everybody! Everybody! {A star elongates itself into a star-shaped tunnel, alternating in red, white and blue, as seen in the intro.}

THE VERY LOW SODIUM BAND:
I don't want your wimpy mouse {A mouse in a mouse hole}
I don't want your lame bunny {A bunny in a rabbit hole}
I want my armless white dude {Homestar running in the field}
'Cause I think he's pretty funny {Homestar's duck shirt appears on him}

Keep away your spitting cat {A cat chasing the mouse}
Keep away your stupid duck {Homestar wearing his duck shirt in the field}
Give me my Homestar Runner {Homestar's star shirt appears on him}
'Cause it is on him I'm stuck

At the end of my hard day {Strong Bad and Homestar at the office, wearing polo shirts, as shown in Other Days}
Homestar takes my pain away {Homestar and Bubs dancing at the Concession Stand, as shown in Lookin at a Thing in a Bag}
It could heal my broken heart {Homestar and Pom-Pom exercising, as seen in Strongest Man in the World}
Just to watch this work of art {Homestar and Pom-Pom at Marshmallow's Last Stand, as shown in the toon, but with modern animation, and Homestar wears his hat}
Homestar Runner, I don't know what I'd do without you! {Homestar stands in front of a blue background with light blue stripes emanating from the center, as shown in the intro.}

CHILDREN: Everybody! Everybody! Everybody! Everybody! {same star pattern as before}

THE VERY LOW SODIUM BAND:
Strong Bad is a Mexican wrestler {Strong Bad checking email on the Lappy 486}
Marzipan is Homestar's girlfriend {Marzipan and Homestar's wedding}
The Cheat and Strong Mad can't say Douglas {Strong Mad and The Cheat with Strong Bad, as seen in Little Animal, only the Tandy is replaced with the Lappy, and animated in new style}
And Pom-Pom bubbles to no end {Pom-Pom and The Poopsmith from Keep Cool}

Strong Sad sadly rambles on {Strong Sad and Homsar playing Connect Four, as seen in Where's The Cheat?}
Coach Z can't say job to save his life {Bubs and Coach Z from Winter Pool}
Your business is the Poopsmith's business {The Poopsmith presenting a pile of whatsit to the King of Town, as shown in the Theme Song Video, only drawn in new style}
The King of Town has no wife {Strong Bad beating up the King of Town, as seen in Rampage}

At the end of my hard day {Strong Bad holding crates, as seen in Place ya bets!}
Homestar takes my pain away {Homestar and Strong Sad on icebergs, as seen in Best Caper Ever}
It could heal my broken heart {Strong Bad and Homestar from Sick Day}
Just to watch this work of art {Homestar from Fluffy Puff Commercial, drawn in new style}
Homestar Runner, I don't know what I'd do without you! {Homestar running around the Earth, as shown in Theme Song Video, only drawn in new style}

CHILDREN: Everybody! Everybody! Everybody! Everybody! {same star pattern as before}

THE VERY LOW SODIUM BAND:
Home... star! Run! Run! {Homestar running in the field, as shown in Bug in Mouth Disease, only he doesn't say anything}
Home... star! Run! Run!

CHILDREN: Everybody! Everybody! Everybody! Everybody! Everybody! Everybody...

{As the music fades out, the words "Original Characters by The Brothers Chaps" and "Voices by The Brothers Chaps and Missy Palmer" appear against a red background with a white star in blue letters.}

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