Homestar Runner Strategy Guide/Quests/Temple of Lunaris

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To Start

  • You must meet this criteria in order to do this quest:
    • Complete the Aerodynamica LITE
  • Start quest at:
    • Qhagur Central

Part One: Black Hole??

  • As you enter Qhagur Central, you'll notice that the whole area has been covered by a black hole! There's only one way to get through: Complete the "Cannon Infiltration" quest and try to fly into Qhagur Ruins with the Star Ship. It seems that someone put up a invisible dark energy barrier! Something weird is afoot...

Part Two: Civilization? Nah, Can't Be.

  • Enter the building to the north. You will briefly see a person, but it will disappear. What? Hide under Homsar's hat. Two ghostly figures will appear, and a Burrowing Ungurait will attack them! Get out from your hat and help them! It should be easy if you're at a high enough level. Summons work well, try Kevin. The ghosts will disappear again. Weird. Exit the building.

Part Three: Council of Rebellion

  • As soon as you leave, a huge circle of like-looking ghosts will form around you! You will be given a choice to fight them. Don't. They will kill you instantly, and Stinkoman will say "HA HA HA HA! You're so dumb! HA HA HA HA! Dumb! HA HA HA HA! They killed you! HA HA HA HA!" on the game over screen. (The only other way for that to happen is if you enter "alternat laughtr" on the cheat screen.) The biggest one will say that all of civilization in the ruins have been imprisoned by a guy that looks like you (Homeschool?) in the Lunaris Temple. So... What are you waiting for? Exit to the south. You can also talk to the ghosts to buy stuff. The only thing of intrest is the Iron Gauntlets for Strong Mad, everything else is out of date. You can also sell that Sega Tape Bag you found earlier. Once done, head to the east exit of the K83 maze. The east wall has crumbled, giving you full access to the temple's west entrance.

Part Four: The Temple

  • The temple is caved in! Uh-oh! There's no way to get in! Except... Use Cracker Glove, then Metal Noise to crack the walls and destroy them. It will cave in even further! Use Fire Chain to light the ceiling on fire, and then use Athelete's Foot to run on top of it, causing Homestar to fall over and start thrashing wildly. He will hit an invisible switch, and the columns supporting it will fall... Onto the columns holding up the ceiling over YOU! Just pay attention to the shadows and stand where there is light coming down on you! It will get even harder when the light moves, so you'll just have to have excellent speed to get into a safe place. When everything is clear, enter the temple. There is a small maze, but it's easy. After that, you will see Homeschool Winner, recovering in a strange capsule-like machine. You have a chance to fight him, say no! He will summon a ton of zombies to fight for him because he's recovering, and they will kill you in one hit due to Homeschool's dark energy he's energizing them with, and Stinkoman will laugh at you on the Game Over screen. Instead, unplug the machine. He will summon something completely different... Prepare to fight something VERY hard... 
Lunaris, God of the Moon
HP: 4000
Attacks: Blackout, Vampire Claw, Laser Spread, Supa Swipe
Strategy: The terrain you are fighting on can make this battle to your advantage or your
disadvantage. Have Marzipan run up and summon up something fierce, and then RUN LIKE HECK!!!
Rocks will fall from the ceiling, and they might land on Lunaris! You can use a Supernova
to cancel out his Blackout (no way to dodge!) and his Vampire Claw (hard to dodge!), but
he could cancel it out immidiately with Laser Spread. Dodge that by jumping ever so slightly,
and then jumping again as high as you can. Supa Swipe is very slow, just powerful. Jump right
over it, but don't fall on it when it stops in the middle! That would be bad.

Part Five: Prancy-Dancy

  • Homeschool will taunt you and prance away, but check in the machine to get back the MINE SHAFT KEY! Enter the mine shaft behind the machine (if you are damaged, examine the machine to recover) and follow it to the Qhagur Control Area, where you will find a Qhagur Control Panel! Have Strong Sad use it, and you will see off in the distance that Qhagur Central has returned to its miner outpost/under construction form that it used to be! You will appear back in the village. Talk to anyone to get your reward.

Rewards

  • Summon: Lunaris Idol
  • Summon: Ghost Circle
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