Homestar Runner Strategy Guide/Quests/Reincarnate I

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Contents

Starting Requirements

  • You must have beaten peasantry.

Part One: Glowy Sucker

When you enter The Stick, you will notice a glowing black thing over the stick itself that is swirling everything within one tile (sixteen pixels) around and around. There will be a short cutscene where Homestar attempts to escape but is sucked into the thing with the starship going with him. You will then play a short minigame where you get thrown around and around a big black hole and black versions of the starship are shooting at you. Dodge the missiles and you will make it. When you win the mininigame, you will fall into the center of the black hole and be transported into a gray orb. You will fall onto a metallic circular floor with crystal flowers, all of them just crystallized stems except the one to your left, which will take you to Homestar's bedroom.

Part Two: Reincarnation

Something's fishy around here...Homestar's clock is going backwards and the bed is hard as rock. Homeschool will appear to you and say something about "dark reincarnate" before vanishing. You're locked in, and the drawers are all locked except the one besides the bed. There's a key in there, and it unlocks the cabinet, which has a key that triggers a long string of keys in locked drawers that goes in this order: Drawer by bed, cabinet, clock (?), drawer on Homestar's bed, drawer that the clock is on, door. You're free! but you can only go into the kitchen. Open the fridge and move the cabbage aside. There's a button there that sucks you into a drawer, which contains a portal to the living room.

Part Three: More Reincarnation

Part Four: Back to Armageddon

Back at the crystal flowers, which is Armageddon, use the one-button remote you received to activate the crystal flower directly clockwise of the first one and trigger the next quest.

Rewards

The portal to the next quest.