Homestar Runner Strategy Guide/Quests/On Point Kings
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To Start
- You must meet the following criteria before doing this quest:
- Have Rogue Redd
- Have a Castle ID
- Have completed the game once
- Have access to Istanbul
- Starting Location:
- Bubs' Concession Stand
Part One: To the Star Ship!
- Go to Bubs' Concession Stand. Go around back and examine the On Point Kings sign, and Bubs will get mad! It seems like you need a membership card to do anything as an On Point King. When you ask him for one, he tells you to go to Arbenager Village to get him a new Shotgun. Go in the Star Ship and fly to Arbenager Village!
Part Two: The Proces..s..s?
- Go to the weapons store and ask for a shotgun. He says he will give you one if you give him an Atomic Zapper EX. What? Does that even exist? Well, you need a shotgun to become an On Point King, so ask the other guy at the weapons store. He will say "..." but if you keep asking him, he will mention Qhaqur Central. Go there.
Part Three: This Time, It's Not Part Two (Maybe)
- Go to the items store and ask the clerk. He will give you an Atomic Zapper EX if you give him a Stinkoman Doll. Go to 20X6 and ask the item clerk there! He's picky, too! He wants a Bottled Star Ship Model, which is in S.S. 40X6. This is getting ANNOYING! Go there, ask the clerk at the Videlectrix Arcade for it, and he's out of the parts to make them. Homeschool's girlfriend stole them, and she should be hiding somewhere in a place called the Ungurait Hole. Ask him where that is, and he will tell you to ask Bubs!
Part Four: Bubs Is Smarter Than You Think
- Fly back to Free Country USA, and talk to Bubs at his stand. He will tell you that the Ungurait Hole is in a place called Oblivion Cay, a mysterious island where magic has turned figments of people's imagination into reality! There is almost no way to get there unless you have the Star Ship and its specialized cannon, as well as the talisman. Let's go get some parts!
Part Five: The Cannon
- Go to the Prance Northern Borderline with Rogue Redd in your party. You will immidiately fight an Ungurait. Kill it and DON'T MOVE! A little sparkle will shine at the top of the screen. Use Arrow Star Power to destroy it, and a couple of targets will appear. Switch to Gunhaver and activate Sniper Mode, and shoot the targets and a boss(which looks like a futuristic spaceship, a mech, and a large futuristic gun combined) will appear! But this time, you have to fight it in Sniper Mode.
Cannon White HP: 10000 Attacks: Left Nova, Right Nova, Star Cannon, Circle Star, Ultra Spear Strategy: You fight this in Sniper Mode, so this will be different. Dodge Left Nova by hovering to the right (duh) and Right Nova by hovering to the left (duh). Watch out for the Star Cannon! Just shoot him right before the attack, and it'll fail and shoot himself! You cannot damage him by normal means, just shoot him before all of his attacks. Circle Star is a bit harder. He will start to teleport randomly and shoot a homing star, so suddenly activate your hover jets to dodge it. Ultra Spear is a very slow attack, so dodging it will be a piece of cake.
He will drop the Star Ship Shell Cannon.
Part Six: Oblivion Cay
- Fly to Armageddon. Go to the exact place where Homeschool was, and use Punchy Rundown. You will find a black orb-The Oblivion Cay Talisman! Get in your Star Ship and attempt to fly to Oblivion Cay. You will enter a dimensional vortex and play a mini-game. With the new Shell Cannon, you can fire bombshells at flying enemies in your path! Don't be distracted by the strange background of the void, concentrate on attacking instead! Just try to shoot at least 75% of them, and you will make it to the end of the vortex(signified when the background begins spinning and pulsing incredibly fast) and to the cay.
Part Seven: Ungurait Hole
- There's a huge cavern in the cay near the shore, so go into it. You are in the Ungurait Hole! Use Cracker Chain to start flying, and dodge the Unguraits. Take a sharp left turn to avoid the spikes, and then crash into the next spiked wall on purpose. It will explode, revealing Homeschool's Girlfriend! She's in a shrine-like structure. Enter Sniper Mode and try to shoot the dark energy crystal to the left of her. Then, use Metal Noise to break the glass door in front of her servants. She will get mad and attack you!! Be prepared, this fight is HARD.
Homeschool's Girlfriend, Sorcerer Ungurait X 2 HP: 300000, 50000, 50000 Attacks: Atomic Zapper, Summon Homeschool ViperPod, Lv9 Magic Strategy: Make sure Marzipan, The Cheat and Rogue Redd are in your party. Start the battle off with a Gravity Axe to one of the Sorcerer Unguraits, and use The Cheat's physical attacks or beehives. Heal with Marzipan when needed, and refill Rogue Redd and Marzipan's MP when it gets low. Take out the Sorcerer Unguraits as quickly as possible, and then use Dagger Storm and the X-Y-Z Mech Team repeatedly on Homeschool's Girlfriend. After a long, hard fight, she will reel and drop the Star Ship Model Parts.
Part Eight: Backtracking
- Fly out of Oblivion Cay and to the S.S. 40X9. In the Videlectrix Arcade, the item clerk will give you a Bottled Star Ship Model. Take it to 20X6 Central and get the Stinkoman Doll. Take it to Qhaqur Central to get an Atomic Zapper EX. Take it to Arbenager Village to get a Shotgun, and finally, take it to Bubs. He will give you the On Point Kings Membership Card, which you can do stuff with in Oblivion Cay! Also, if you use Homsar to hide under his hat, Bubs will mumble something about a Star Ship II in Oblivion Cay. We may be able to get that...
Rewards
- Star Ship Shell Cannon
- Access to Oblivion Cay
- On Point Kings Membership Card
- EX Magic Emulators now available in Bubs' Concession Stand
