Homestar Runner Strategy Guide/Quests/Gunhaver Escortee

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To Start

  • You must have access to Commando HQ.
  • To start the mission, talk to Fightgar and he'll tell you that Reynold is looking for you.

Part 1

Talk to Reinforcements at his desk. He will go away. Look inside his desk to find the bathroom key. Unlock the bathroom and find Reynold in there.

Part 2

Reynold will tell you he needs to go shopping at Price Style. Convince Flashfight that it is safe and exit.

Part 3

Reynold will leave without you. Go outside and you will see him being beat up by some Blue Laser. Enter sniper mode.

Part 4: Time to escort!!!

This may be the most fun part of the entire game. You must protect Reynold as he walks to Price Style, unaware that he is the victem of an assasination attempt. Blue Lasers will come charging at you. Dispose of them. If you're quick, you can get a chest containing a Flare Missle Pack (this will be useful later).

Part 5: Buying Stuff???

By the time you get to Price Style, it'll get pretty boring. Go inside and Reyold will discover that he forgot his wallet, so you have to buy his stuff for him. Here is his shopping list:

  • Three toilet paper rolls (10$ each)
  • Two bottles of Grout Cleaner (20$ each)
  • One bag of fruit (10$)
  • Justice Rocket replacement engine (100$)

Feel free to buy anything else you need.

Part 6: Captured!

Go outside and a helicopter will land near you. Some Blue Laser will come out and capture Reynold! The heli will land on top of a building. Go inside.

Part 7: Blue Laser Company?!?!?

There are no enemies (since this is just an office building), so take the elevator to the top floor and find the staircase to the roof. Once up there, the copter will drop two Blue Laser Elite, along with Reynold, and fly to the commander's Nana's Backyard. Defeat them and Crackotage will pick you and Reynold up and fly you there via his jet.

Part 8: Put 'Em on Ice!

You will paratroop (behind enemy lines) into Nana's Backyard, and immediatly face... ice cubes? But then, a mechanical eye will swoop down and conduct energy into the ice cubes, and then the ice cubes will form a large, spiked body around the eye, thus transforming it into the Blue Laser Icicle Monster.

Blue Laser Icicle Monster
HP: 3000
Attacks: Frost, Blizzard, Icicle Missiles, Ice Fist, Ice Launch, Refridgerator
Strategy: If you got the Flare Missle Pack, this boss should be very easy. 
If you didn't, it's difficult. Use the element box to your advantage and he should go down.

Part 9

The helicopter will fly away yet again, and the Star Ship will pick you up. A cutscene will show them going through the desert- right towards Black Laser Base! Let the chase begin! You will have the choice to either steer or operate the cannon.
If you steer: you must steer away from enemies. Duh. up, down, left, right: steer. A: speed boost. If you operate cannon: Shoot enemies and rocks in the way. up, down, left, right: aim cannon. A: shoot. B: powerful shot (needed to destroy rocks). After a long chase, you will finally arrive at Black Laser HQ. Enter the door to enter Interrogation Business.