Homestar Runner Strategy Guide/Quests/Fortress Chateau

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To start

  • You must have met this criteria in order to start this quest:
    • Have beat the "Going Out of Town" quest
  • Start this quest at this location:
    • Arbenager Village

Part One: Supersonic waving

When you enter Arbenager Village, yellow waves will fly by you, missing by inches, but dropping the other half of the Arbenager Village Talisman. Pick it up. The waves will hit the sign next to you, which is suddenly floating in the air, glowing yellow at the post, and spinning. Use glove surfin' to grab the sign, then fire chain to make it burn up! The very same waves that missed you will fly towards a villager, striking it square in the face! The villager will turn yellow and melt into another wave...that's heading towards you! Use hat hockey to block the wave. The waves will deflect towards another villager, who this time gets out of the waves' way in time. He explains that Homeschool released supersonic energy waves into the town to stop the arbenagerians from resisting him and that the only known cure from getting hit by one is witches' brew, which Homestar claims to have made a billion times, but forgotten how to make! The arbenagerian will point to the west before getting hit by the waves. Follow his direction.

Part Two: Fort Zian

You will come to a mysterious black tower. This is Fort Zian. Unfortunately, the entrance is blocked. Use that mysterious device you got from the old man at the Slightly Danky Cave and it'll shoot out a black orb at the blocked entrance, which explodes. Enter the door and you're in the Fort Zian entrance path. Walk along until you reach a fork. Take the left path. There is a chest at the end containing a recipe for witches' brew. Read it. 

To recreate the witches' secret concoction,
-Powder bandages
-Liquefy stone fragments
-Shred rubber
-Crush marble
-Boil it together
-Drink for whatever magical effect you want!

Well, first you get bandages, and unguraits wear bandages over their heads! Conveniently, the box also contained three unguraits to guard the recipe. After you beat them, they explode into a bandage bag! Now find stone fragments!

Part Three: Boulder C. Hase

Jump in the chest and you'll be in Fort Zian Underground. Look at that! a switch! Press it and...oh no, a boulder fell from the ceiling! RUN LIKE HECK! Jump over the landmines that might block you. After an EWE of mines, you will come to a small opening. You will duck through it and barely fit! The boulder, however, will crash into the wall and shatter. Yay! Stone fragments!

Part Four: Finding a tire that's not THE tire

Part Five: Marble statues

Part Six: Witches brew

Part Seven: Going around as a wave

Drink the witches' brew and you'll become a wave. Touch the other waves to return them to normal. They'll reward you with an omega potion and combining of the two halves of the talisman!

Rewards

  • Arbenager Village Talisman
  • Omega Potion
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