Homestar Runner Strategy Guide/Quests/Cannon Infiltration

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To Start

  • You must meet this criteria in order to do the following quest:
    • All other Arbenager Village quests must be completed
  • Start this quest at:
    • Homeschool's Arrow Cannon

Part One: Getting In

  • To start, try using the Qhagur Balloon. Proto Man will pop it, showing a message inside. It says: 
You die
Unless you do this
Homeschool's cannon
Burn a hole in the floor
Crack the windows
And screw with reality.

First, you see those weird markings on the ground? Use Homestar's Athelete's Foot to burn only that part of the ground. You will hear a confirmation sound. Use Metal Noise to hear a broken-window sound, and finally, use the Paintbrush on the door (if you didn't get it earlier, you can go back and get it now). It will disappear. A security system will try to stop you, but it burns in the fire. Go through into the cannon's superstructure. You will see Homeschool with his huge mech inside! Rogue Redd and Rogue Grenn will jump through the broken windows and start attacking him! Homeschool will knock them away, but not fast enough. His mech has been destroyed!

Part Two: Battle of Epic Porportions

  • All that remains of his mech is a partially-functioning UFO. Get ready for a battle... 
Homeschool Winner
HP: 3000
Attacks: Razor Edge, Shock Laser, Spinshine SP, Kinetic Searer, Plasma Sheild Slasheth
Strategy: This battle will start off with a UFO. Both of its attacks are extremely damaging, so try
to use Heavy Lourde Sheild and other powerful summons as often as possible. After his HP gets down
to 1000, the UFO will explode and Plasma Sheild Slasheth will immidiately activate. Watch out for
the Kinetic Searer, it deals Fire damage. Use Beehives and other battle items with The Cheat, and
use magic and summons with everyone else.

Part Three: Deactivating The Cannon

  • Homeschool will taunt you and teleport out. Use Cracker Fist on his throne, and it will explode! Go into the hole behind it to reach the control room. Examine the control panel to see a disturbing message: 
TIME SET FOR LAUNCH: 00:20

You have no time! Climb into the cannon, and have Strong Sad reset the co-ordinates. He knows how to get to the right place. Everybody will climb into it, and you will blast directly upwards, riding a laser beam. You will hit a building. Ouch. But when you wake up, you will have the Qhagur Ruins Talisman! All right! You should head for Qhagur Ruins, duh. If you hide under Homsar's hat (this really helps, do it near people!) you will get a Sega Tape Bag and a new Climbing Chain (Level Two Field Ability) for The Cheat!

Rewards

  • Qhagur Ruins Talisman
  • Sega Tape Bag
  • Climbing Chain
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