Homestar Runner Strategy Guide/Quests/Alms for the Pudgy

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To Start

  • You will need to meet this criteria before you can start this quest:
    • Homsar must be at Level 12
  • Start this quest at this location:
    • Cliff Arbenier

Part One: Why Do Fools Fall In Lava?

  • Go to Cliff Arbenier and examine the gorge. You will see someone hanging on for dear life! It's Modestly Hot Homsar! She seems to be the only hot girl that Homeschool Winner hasn't stolen, but there's almost no way to save her! First, use Metal Noise to crack a hidden glass wall. Then, use A Little Boost to jump straight up from where you examined the gorge, and Pom Pom will bring down a Climbing Peg. Use The Cheat's Chain Grapple to latch onto the ledge, and you will insert a peg into the wall, leaving a crack. Use Cracker Fist to punch the crack, and the whole cliff will explode!

Part Two: Where Am I?

  • You wake up on a really weird snowy place under Cliff Arbenier. Modestly Hot Homsar is gone, so you should look for her! Go up to the house, stop under the window, and hide under Homsar's bowler hat. They will throw out a Captain's Hat! Now, you can hide under a bigger hat to hide in areas with stronger enemies! Enter the house, and you will see a Yello Dello! Use Marzipan's guitar to call it, and you can ride it back up to Arbenager Village. You will see a cut scene of Homeschool holding something shiny. He will give it to the shadow of a fat guy.

Part Three: Modestly Hot My Eye!

  • Modestly Hot Homsar will be in the town square. Think you're done with the quest? Think again! She will say something about her house being blown up. Go to a burninated house in the north part of town, and you will see a ladder going down! Go down the ladder. You will see a fat guy laughing at you. Then, he creates a ICY SLIDING PUZZLE!!! UGH!!! Well, anyway, here's a solution to the puzzle:

Up Left Up Right Down Left Down Right Down Up Right Up

Part Four: The Fat Guy

  • The fat guy will laugh at you again. And again. And again. The game over screen will appear. Press any button to make a record-scratching sound, and you will automatically use Fire Chain to break through the illusion. He will then start creating weird things... You are in the world of Teen Girl Squad! Use Fire Chain and try to break through the illusion. It won't work! Try to exit the school, and Modestly Hot Homsar will appear and yell at you for trying to get rid of the fat guy! She will tell you that the only way to break through this illusion is to steal the Man with the Huge Mouth's Brain Mech. Don't do it yet. Go through the school and fall into the bottomless spirit pit, and you will land in a strange room with a paintbrush. Take it, and use Pom Pounce to jump back up. You will see a CHILDREN! bus outside. Jump on top of it. It will start driving! Dodge buzzsaw suns by pressing left and right. If you survive the ride, you will end up in a garage! Jump into the giant brain mech and fly away. If you press any buttons other than the directional buttons, you will fire a laser and destroy the illusion.

Part Five: Evil Plan

  • The fat guy has been draining your power ever since he started laughing! Now, you must face him with Level 1 stats! 
Fat Illusionist
HP: 100
Attacks: Illusion Sword, Reality Cutter, Drainmost
Strategy: After he uses his Reality Cutter, he's invincible. Stop this by hitting him with any of
Homsar's attacks. Don't worry if he isn't in your party, you have use of Modestly Hot Homsar. She
has the stats of Homsar and all of his attacks, she just looks different. Illusion Sword is a joke,
it is only powerful when he uses Drainmost, but you can kill him before he uses it, hopefully.

After the battle, your stats go back to normal.

Part Six: What the Crap Was That!?

  • When you get back to Arbenager Village, you will see the Qhagur Ruins talisman on the ground! You grab for it greedily, but Homeschool creates a force field around it. A huge mech lands on the ground and a claw shoots out to grab it. Homeschool says that he used you to destroy the only one in his path, the Fat Illusionist! The mech flies to a large UFO and takes off. Oh, well. You still have the Captain's Hat and the Fat Illusionist's magic paintbrush!

Rewards

  • Summon: Heavy Lourde Sheild
  • Paintbrush
  • Captain's Hat
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