Homestar Runner Strategy Guide/Monsters/Vampire Lappy

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Contents 1 Data 2 Attacks 2.1 Laptop Smash 2.2 Lappy Bite 2.3 DELETED!!!!!!!!!!! 3 Locations

Data

Homeschool hacked into the Lappy as a result of no firewall, and it started attacking Strong Bad! It attacks with its absurd weight, and it will display taunt messages during battle.

HP: 360
Strength Points: 30
Avg. Levels: 12

Attacks

Laptop Smash

The Lappy uses its 42-pound state to crush one of your party members! It will also display the message "THAT WAS MY HEAVY LOURDE EMULATOR"
AVG. DMG.: 18 to 24 HP
MISS PERCENTAGE: 10%

Lappy Bite

The Vampire Lappy takes a bite out of one of your party members and restores its health. It also displays the message "YOUR HEAD A SPLODE".
AVG. DMG.: 30 to 50 HP
MISS PERCENTAGE: 6%

DELETED!!!!!!!!!!!

When you bring down the Vampire Lappy's HP to a mere 50, it'll use a desperation attack- one or two hits from this attack can kill one of your party members. The Vampire Lappy will shoot bursts of Commodore 64 font letters at you, and when the attack is done, the VL's monitor will display a Commodore 64 'DELETED!'.
AVG. DMG.: Varies randomly
MISS PERCENTAGE: 24%

Locations

• Strong House (Quest)